SHE'S A PIRATE: Holiday Greetings From Brenda Dickson!

WELCOME. One of my favorite viral video stars, Brenda Dickson, is back with a very special Holiday Greeting for the world. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you may need to do some light but highly entertaining research. Brenda was a soap actress in the '80s, and with her fame expanding to the upper reaches of the stratosphere, she released an informative lifestyle home video that taught people how to dress, act, eat, and exercise like a star (ostrich feathers, anyone?). Twenty years later, that video has resurfaced, as well as a series of laugh-out-loud parodies. If you've never seen them, I've included all the essential clips after the jump. They'll be worth your time. If you have seen them, then enjoy the holiday message. Now get the hell out of here!