So, I hate this car that's parked in my garage. I could go on a rant about it, but what's the point when pictures are so much more effective?
Full disclosure after the jump...
First of all, let's take a look at that sign that's above the car:
It says NO PARKING. Want to know why? It's because this isn't a parking spot. You know what it is? It's an open surface that cars use to, you know, GET OUT OF THE GARAGE.
And yet, this car has been parked here for HOURS. Hello? Do you not see the sign right above you??
I decide to leave a subtle message.
Thankfully, the manager also gets into the act with this grammatically questionable announcement.
As you can see, no effect.
Here's the thing: this person clearly has a parking pass, which means he or she can park on the street without fear of towing. And I don't want to hear that there were no spaces. There are always spaces. So I leave another note...
The car is gone twenty minutes later.
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Maybe it's just the drinks I've had but your notes have me dying laughing. This person is such an idiot we don't even have to get into the fact that she's also driving a PT Cruiser.
I love your smiley face on the second note.
It's like "I hate you!" Happy Face.
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Be careful what is on the other side of those notes. You don't want to end up like our local bank robbing genius, Wesley Richardson.
"Wesley Richardson gave us a classic stupid criminal trick recently in Manchester, according to court documents. On Nov. 9, police say, Richardson handed a note to a teller at a Main Street bank that read, in pink highlighter, "give Me the Money Now!!" Richardson, who lived less than a mile away, had robbed the same bank on Sept. 25, police say.
In both cases, the robber used notes. The second time, however, Richardson, 27, wrote his demand on the back of a promotional offer he had received in the form of a check, with his name and address on the front, police say. He fled to Alabama, but was soon arrested and charged with two counts each of third-degree robbery and third-degree larceny."
By the way - nothing says bad ass criminal like pink highlighter and multiple exclamation points.
I love it -- the threat of towing has nothing on the threat of being blogged about. That's a person who has his priorities straight.
I'm going to have to start using that line. Awesome!
Jennifer--what makes you think the driver/parker is a woman? Are you, Jennifer, the owner of the PT Cruiser? Hmmmmm? Well, are you?
That car owner would be the first to bitch if the car got hit. Good for you for putting the notes there. Threat of blogged about must be pretty scarey.
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It HAS to be a woman driving that car. No self-respecting hetero- man would be caught dead in one of those things!
Boop pegged my thought process exactly, boomersmommy. This has to be a woman. There are certain cars that most men just don't drive, the PT Cruiser being one of them. Actually, that would be an interesting list to compile. I have only seen one male driving the same car as mine (NOT a PT Cruiser), and he was like 70 so it didn't count :)
Point taken, Jennifer. Didn't mean to offend. I just never thought of it that way. Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen a man driving one either.
When we were in CA last year, the only car the rental company had was a PT Cruiser. My hubby drove it, and didn't care. Whatever, we were on vacation. Plus, we met Honeybunny!
when I had a brat parking in my spot EVERY FRIDAY night he (yes he) could I took gobs of vasiline and smeared it on the inside of the drivers window seal..... it made me feel much better and I never had that problem again........... I got tired of leaving notes.