A few weeks ago, I noticed that Sandra Lee would be creating a Kwanzaa cake on her show, Semi-Homemade, and at the time I wrote that I couldn't imagine what sort of awful concoction she would smear together for this holiday disaster in waiting. Well, I've since seen her Kwanzaa creation with mine own eyes, and it was, to put it lightly, repulsive. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to write about this Food Network abomination, which is why I'm so delighted to see that sg-dub of Midseason Replacements has taken on Sandra Lee in a series of screencaps that are truly amazing. You guys don't understand how much I look forward to sg-dub's Food Network bits (especially when they lampoon stuff I've recently seen/vomited at). If you have no idea what I'm talking about, do yourself a favor and follow the link:
•AS-SALAAM-ALAIKUM, SANDRA LEESTEINBERG [Midseason Replacements]
If you think that cake is horrible you should see this wedding cake from HELL! It gives new meaning to the phrase you want a piece of ass
http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/01/07/cake.irpt/index.html.
The whole thing is just creepy...eewww