Look Up, Look Down, All Around —  Satellite!!

Great news, Chicken Little fans! The sky is falling! Well, not so much the sky as big, heavy objects in the sky. Turns out that one of our spy satellites up and lost power, which means that at this moment, it’s plummeting towards Earth, sure to land on one lucky citizen’s head! Don’t worry though: even if it avoids hitting a human, it can still damage us as the satellite is embedded with oodles of security secrets! Yay!
So remember: if you’re walking along and see a growing shadow around you (à la an anvil over Wyle E. Coyote), be sure to step aside!
• AF General: Spy satellite could hit US [AP via Yahoo! News]