Pasty Brit Sets New Standard For British Pastiness

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I don't often visibly recoil in my seat when I check out British tabloids, but that's exactly what happened when I stumbled upon this image of Rhydian Roberts, star of the British hit, The X Factor, on holiday with his tantastic aunt Maxine. The contrast is stupefying.

Be warned: application of sunglasses may be required for viewing the uncensored image after the jump...

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'ALLO, GUV'NAH!

For more images, check out The Daily Mail.

And, because it's Friday, a few bonus pics of British actress Dawn French from The Daily Mail. You know, because she looks funny:

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Mum, do you hear a row in the paddock?


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If Ina Garten and Joyce De Witt had a love child...

3 Glorious Comments

Is he an albino--or as they say in Britian, an alBEENo?

Somebody needs to get out a little more. I'm picturing a windowless flat with piles of newspapers, junk mail and Husband knows what else and the neighbors saying what a quiet fellow he was...

I love Dawn French.

I watched a lot of You Tube clips of him on the show. The pastiness doesn't surprise me.

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