Last week, when I blogged about eating a Cadbury Creme Egg, I had no idea that the post would elicit a whopping 10+ comments (which is a lot for this fledgling blog). I was even more surprised at the fervent outcry for more pictures of the egg's gooey, sugary center. Okay, it was really only three comments, but who am I to deny the readers what they want? Like the accommodating blogger that I am, I went to the drugstore and fetched another Cadbury Creme Egg, happy to imperil my daily caloric intake for the sake of my dear readers.
Photos of a second Cadbury Creme egg — insides and all — after the jump.
Oooh! The first glimpses of chocolate appear as I carefully remove the colorful foil that enshrouds it.
This is sort of like Striptease. Except instead of Demi Moore, there's candy.
Ah, the egg in all its glory.
I eagerly take my first bite, thus exposing the bountiful white core. There's enough sugar in there to sweeten a week's worth of Starbucks Coffee.
A closer look, just to make your mouth water (or stomach turn, depending on your world view).
Another bite reveals the "yolk." Or as I like to call it, "disturbing sugar."
You asked for it. You got it.
Soon, all that's left is the memory of chocolatey goodness, as represented by this mournful, abandoned wrapper. Is there a more ephemeral treat than the Cadbury Creme Egg? I think not!
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Makes my teeth hurt just looking at it!
Thanks for the food porn, B-Side!
Ahhhhhh the memories. Thanks B-Side. Alas, I can no longer eat these wonderfully tasty treats thanks to my Type 2. Probably from eating too many of these things in the first place.
ugh. That makes MY stomach turn. I hate the inside faux egg yolk looking grossness.
the best way to eat a Cadbury egg is to scoop out all the "yolk" with your finger, then eat the chocolate egg shell by itself.
also, another Egg phenomenon: the mysterious yolk that oozes out of the side crack of the egg...and then it gets stuck to the foil.
If I was a fan of Cadbury Eggs, I might need a moment alone after that. Nobody does food porn quite like you, B.
Just, ew.
I remember when I was younger I really loved a Cabury cream egg, now I'm just grossed out. Yuck. Love the chocolate part, but that cream makes me want to puke!
knnmom....yeah I totally feel the same way. Loved 'em as a kid, now really grossed out by them. And my mom keeps buying me them every year...dont have the heart to tell her no!
Yum, yum. I'm gonna give it a few more weeks before I give in and buy one. I love the "disturbing sugar."
yay!! thanks bside. it does kind of make my teeth hurt looking at it, but ooooo I still want one! It really is like food porn. haha
Cadbury eggs are still pulling in your highest number of comments
11 baby! you are soooo moving up in the world! ;)
Can you do those chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies next??
Hmmmm... I'll think about it. All this candy undermines my attempts to eat healthy these days. Plus, when it comes to Easter candy, I really only have allegiances to Cadbury Creme Eggs. Everything else is just, well, NOT THE SAME.
Fourteen, bitches!
B-side, Cadbury eggs are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be attending Vacation Bible School, speaking in tongues, and watching TV preachers with purple bouffants. I think you need to get some matzo ball soup ASAP.