The numbers are in. When it comes to annual alcohol infractions per 1,000 students, Dartmouth outpaces the rest of the Ivy League by a healthy, if not entirely sober margin. In fact, the venerable institution has over twice the infractions as the next closest school, Cornell. Does this mean Dartmouth students are rowdier, drunker, and more unruly than the rest of the League? Possibly. But I'm more inclined to blame the school's rigorously oppressive booze laws for the inflated numbers. Either way, it's always nice to see the Alma Mater top a list.
For more analysis, check out Joe's Dartblog [found via IvyGate via Gawker]
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