Fiona Shackleton before and after encountering Heather Mills.
Yesterday, when Heather Mills absconded with nearly $50 million of Paul McCartney's money, she did so with utmost class and dignity. And then she dumped a glass of water on his lawyer. Yes, Fiona Shackleton, barrister to the stars, found her puffy, carefully attended coif suddenly matted down under the harsh deluge of Ms. Mills's liquid wrath, and while I'm sure there were gasps aplenty to be had, at the end of the day, I think Madame Shackleton looks all the foxier. Gone is that matronly sense of disapproval that weighed her face down like a thousand raisin scones. In its place is a young, new Fiona, ready hop on a plane at Heathrow and fly to St. Tropez for the latest Diddy white party. I know it must have been embarrassing for you, Fi-Fi, but rest assured, Paris Hilton best be watching her back now. Grrrrrowl!
That Heather Mills is one craaaazy bitch.
Course, she knows a hell of a lot more about making money than I do, but.....
I read somewhere that when Linda and Paul were raising their 4 children they did not have any nannies. But poor Heather needs one for her only daughter. I guess raising one child is hard. She must be stumped. (pun intended)
hb
hb- LOL! I lean towards agreeing with you.
Yeah, Linda didn't have a leg to stand on.
So classy.