Zut Alors! Drama on Les Hills!

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Back in November on The Hills, Lauren and Whitney headed off to Paris for a whirlwind tour of the city's many delights, and while we're not sure if the two had any awkward romantic encounters with an errant mime or — better yet — Marion Cotillard, we can be certain of one thing: the boy drama was hardly contained to the Western Hemisphere. Yes, two days after Mademoiselle Conrad shipped off to France, Brody was spotted with another girl... AT A ZOO!!! Mon dieu! Even worse, Brody referred to the new girl as... his girlfriend! IN FRONT OF THE MONKEY CAGE!!! Well, I'm not so sure about that last part, but I think it's safe to assume that's where he'd be spotted.

Nevertheless, this means one of two things: either Brody's now dating Bindi Irwin (gross, but intriguing), or he's somehow convinced some other unlucky girl to enjoy the ramshackle pleasures of Los Angeles's oft-maligned (and nearly incinerated) animal menagerie. Whoever the girl is, it's obvious that the never-quite-that-interesting saga of Brody and Lauren will be taking a brand new zoological twist when the season continues later this month.

Of course, personally, I'm more fascinated by the concerted efforts of Whitney to tame the stubborn bangs on Lauren's forehead, but that's just me.

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Did you see that Lauren got a new haircut? It's shorter AND sleeker. You know what that means. Do you? Because I don't.

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It's so nice to have you commenting on TV again, B-Side!

I noticed in your categories, that you have Top Chef listed. Does this mean we will have your words of wisdom to read with the upcoming season? Please? Pretty please?

I speak for the monkeys. They think that Brody is a douchenozzle.

I was thinking Monkeys and Zoo = Brody's dating Zoobabe:) Maybe he saw her on Queen's show. LOL

Can't wait for the season to start!

I think she said Le Deux, not a zoo. But y'all probably knew that and I'm too dense to get the joke. Regardless, the funniest part was Whitney's awkward attempt at a joke - "that took 2 days" - and the silence following.

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