CBS dragged its feet on posting the screen shots from Wednesday's eviction show, but at long last, they finally went up, which meant I could do the photocap. I momentarily considered simply skipping the episode and moving onto tonight's drama, but then I realized that I simply could not let Josh's awful exit go uncommented on.
After the jump, the eviction photocap, and while you read that, I'm gonna put together the latest wrap up from Sunday's nomination episode. Enjoy!
"I'm so sad. I miss my BEEEBIEEES!!!! BEEEP BOOOP BEEEPBEEEP!!!"
"I'm gonna take over a pirate ship and rename it the S. S. YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!"
"What the fuck is this fruit cake cryin' about?"
"Look at me, Adam. I'm so sad. I'm looking down. Can't you see? THAT MEANS I'M SAD. AREN'T I SO VERY CONVINCING???"
"Why don't you believe me, Adam? YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID FUCKING (sniff) CUNT!!!"
"It's so hard for me, Adam. I just can never be tan enough!"
"Don't bother me. I'm in a pool of doughy self-reflection."
"That pickle jar is such a fucking whore bitch slut cunt..."
"Let me tell you something in words you can understand: BEEP BOOP!"
"Boop..."
"I don't understand, Sharon. Why would I align my beard to my jaw line? That makes no sense."
"Thanks for finally talking to me for the first time all season, Julie. Not that I'm mad about it... you FUCKING CUNT WHORE ROBOT BITCH!!!"
"He wouldn't mind if we pretended we didn't know him, right?"
"Look! I'm wearing a wig, and I'm gay! That automatically makes me hilarious!"
"Was he always that doughy?"
"Sometimes when Josh says things, I cringe and say, 'Oh goodness! Noooo.... Don't say that! That's awful, Josh! You're being such a FUCKING CUNT WHORE SLUT!'"
"My wife never disobeys me, thanks to my GIANT HAND."
"Wow. Our son is awful."
"God himself told me to dress like a tramp tonight."
"I just want you to know that if I leave tonight, I plan on doing it with dignity and class."
"And on that note, I just want to add: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING SLUT-FACED CUNT WHORE BITCHES!!!"
"And now, I present you my pit stain."
"Before I leave, I would like to stumble through a highly rehearsed and insincere speech."
"Yew know wut? If Josh doesn't shut up soon, I'm gonna die. Die inside. DIE!!!!!"
"I just lost my FURRRRIEND!!! HE WAS MY BEEEBIEEEEE BEEEP BOOP BEEEEPBEEEPBOOOPBEEEP!!!"
"I just want to say that I am a defender of all the FUCKING CUNTS AND WHORES in the house."
"When I see people like Amanda gossiping and talking about people behind their backs — you know, much in the same way I do ALL THE TIME — I just have to stand up and say something. I'm just that good of a person."
"Josh, I hate to see you go, but maybe you should think about how this feels for ME. I mean, I have to sit here and say goodbye to you. Me! Do you even know what that feels like? This has to be a Big Brother first."
"It was great meeting you, Julie. And I just want to say that I love all CBS soap operas. It would be my dream to have a role on one of them. Just sayin... you know, since your husband is the head of the network... It would just be really cool to get the chance... if it were to come up... on the off chance... hint, hint, you know? ...I'm just joking... but seriously... JUST PUT ME ON THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, YOU FUCKING HORSE-FACE BITCH WHORE SLUT CUNT!!!!"
"Yew know wut, Julie? Yew don't owe me a footstewl, but ya kinda dew!"
"I can't believe they asked me a question that I don't know the answer to. It's like everyone's against me. I'M ON AN ISLAND!!! A TRIVIA ISLAND!!!"
"Hmmm... This is a tough question. I'm gonna have to go with my gut. I choose BEEP."
"Now that I'm HOH, I'm sure everything will be juuuust fine. Nothing crazy will happen. Nothing crazy at all. What am I? Retarded?"
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I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo glad that josh is OUT!! I now wish that skankynat would follow up and then maybe skankysheila? Please and thankyou!
Thank YEW, B-side!
Excellent recap. The beard line that Ryan has chose baffles me too. My only guess is that it used to be his actual jawline, but he's gained about 40 pounds. I hope after watching himself on tv he'll make adjustments.
And he can go ahead and renounce that whole bathroom incident with Jen. Speaking of - has he ever mentioned her in the house? I haven't seen it. Not even in the diary room. Must be killing her!!
OMR Ryan's beard drives me insane!
Yew don't owe me a screencap of Josh's GIANT PENIS SHAPED belly button, but yew kinda dew.
If I don't get it i will die. DIE.
Thank yew.