I nearly fainted when I saw that Big Brother had been preempted in New York for forty uninterrupted minutes of the Pope getting on an airplane, but luckily, CBS.com proved to be my friend again. I watched the episode online, and voila, here's the photocap!
"Yew know wut? Yew threw me under the frickin bus! But that's fine. That's fine. (KNOW THAT!)
"Yew know wut? The old Sheila would have wrapped herself in a yellow towel. The new Sheila uses blewww."
"GOOOD LORD! I can't believe I'm still here! Now I can go feed my BEEEBIEEES!!! BEEP BOOP BEEP!!!"
"Bro, I don't know if I believe your bro-lies."
"GOOOOD LORD!!! I knooooowww it's not me who's related to anyone. I'll BEEP to that!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me a DNA test, but ya kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut, Rye-Bread? If I'd have found out you were my nephewww, I would have died. Died inside. DIED!"
"'Dear Ryan, I can't wait to see you again. I love you with all my heart. I'm not Jen without my Ryan. I love you so much it hurts. Also, I called you a racist behind your back. Can't wait for finale night! Love, Jen.'"
"Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don't owe me a letter from Jen also, but ya kinda dew!"
"I'm gonna get laid on finale night, bro!"
"WEEEEEE!!! LETTER FROM HOME!!!! BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!"
"Yew know wut, Adam? I'm not a frickin robot. KNOW THAT!"
"Bro, I'm totally gonna wet my bro-pants."
"Yew know wut? I actually am a robot, owkay? KNOW THAT SECRETLY!!!"
"I never said 'I voted for you.' I said 'I voted for ewes.' Big difference, dude. Baller loves the sheep!"
"Okay, bro. I believe you."
"Everyone gather 'round. I'm gonna explain why I shave my beard at such a strange angle."
"Yew know wut, 20th Century Fox? I loved that trailer. Thank yew! THANK YEW!"
"Yew know wut? I'm a big movie fan: I have a Blockbuster card, I've been to movie theaters, I have a Bette Midler t-shirt that says 'Beaches.' So yew know wut? Yew don't owe me this prize, but ya kinda dew!!!"
"Yew know wut? If I could go to the movie premiere, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
"Yew know wut? I think I smashed those wine bottles pretty well considering I'm FORTY FRICKIN SIX!! KNOW THAT!!!!"
"GOOD LORD!! WE WON!!!! BEEEEP BOOOP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP!!!"
"Yew know wut? I don't need to see a movie. I can watch these Pringles all night long instead. KNOW THAT!!!"
"GOOD LORD! Jacob would love this movie! And so would my fur-RRRIENDS!!! WEEEEE!!!! BEEP BOOP BEEP!!!"
"Yew know what, Rye-Bread? Adam think I'm a robot, but I'm not. Would a robot still be functioning after FORTY FRICKIN SIX YEARS? I DON'T THINK SOWWWWE!!!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me safety, but ya kinda dew!"
"Welcome to the nomination ceremony. Today, I have to nominate two bros for bro-viction."
"Gabba gabba gabba."
"Yew know wut? I never should have trusted Ryan. I'm a frickin idiot."
"Yew know wut? Not only am I on the block, but now Adam and I are shackled. Shackled together. SHACKLED!!!"
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damn you BB - I really wanted to see the sequester house footage of Natalie throwing herself on Matty and Matty screaming "OH MY GOD!"
Bro 2 (Adam) lied to Bro 1 (Ryan) and Bro 1 knows he did. He might have let it go but he didn't believe him.
Shelia is so fricking annoying that she is going to fricking annoy herself right out the door.
hb
I agree, HB. Sheila was sooooo frickin annoying this episode. I love how she felt like she deserved the reward just because she likes movies. If I was Baller, I would have been bashing those "wine bottles" over her 10 ten times harder than he did! This was the perfect opportunity for him to go to town on her and he blew it. You bleeeewwwweeee it, Bro!
I also found Sharon's squealing about Jen's letter to Ryan and then winning that competition to be really annoying too, good lord! CBS, you don't owe it to us to turn her mic down when she does that, but yew kinda dew.
Sadly, these photocaps just aren't the same w/o my Natalie. Hope they show her in sequestah soon!
Kinf of off the subject, but is that bad lighting or a really big bald spot on Ryan's head(in your very first pic you posted of the "Final Four" in this photocap.
OMG sharon's screaming every 2 minutes with her arms in the air is killing me. she did it like 10 times while rye-beard was reading the instructions to the comp.. holy shit i cant take anymore of her.
B, all the bro-language is cracking me up !! bro-pants? bro-eviction? hilarious bro.
PDS
wish I'd found you sooner! got here from DogDave via Dingo's and I love the photocaps! I too was so sad for Natalie - she was just so honest, you just couldn't fault her even if the TC got a little old. She was just so bright and sunny. Much as Sheila annoys me yew know, she kinda does, Sharons incessant shrieking and utter faith in her brilliance - not to mention her limited vocabulary - would drive me insane. I'm surprised Ryan didn't stuff the blue blankie in her mouth to shut her up during the movie.