BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: If The Birthday Girl Gets Her Wish, She's Gonna Die. Die Inside. DIE!
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The nonstop parade of Sheila-isms continued on last night's Big Brother as the reigning cougar of the house plotted the ouster of Natalie. It's sort of sad watching this once proud alliance cannibalize itself, but it was the inevitable post-James outcome. Either way, the two guys are sitting pretty. All three girls seem determined to go with them to the final three. Strategy-wise, it makes sense for Sheila to target Natalie because she does seem to be an endurance queen, but still, whenever two people are jockeying for a third spot in an alliance, the smartest thing they can do is join forces and turn the tables (Janelle and Erika against Chill Town, anyone?). That probably won't happen though.
Also, all this drama over Natalie is sort of redundant. Sheila's ultimately afraid that Natalie's gonna target her next week (something that's not entirely out of the question), and while no one likes to feel like a target, the truth is that no matter who wins HOH, Sheila will still have to lay it all out for POV. She'll need it to either take herself off the block or keep herself from the block. No matter what, if she loses, she's going up. (Although, technically, I guess if she's not nominated and the HOH wins the veto, there are better odds that she'll stay off the block despite losing). Point is that the girls are putting too much weight into the nomination process. Now, if Natalie were to cast the deciding vote between Sheila and one of the guys, well, then yeah, there might be some problems there...
But until then, the photocap!
"Yew know wut? Every once in a while I like to blend in with a pile of pillows. KNOW THAT!!"
"Hey bro, I totally made a bro-mess with this orange."
"Sharon, I knew it would be a nighttime veto! My preemies were right! I told myself it was gonna happen either during the day or during the night. I knew it!"
"Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don't owe me a daytime veto, but ya kinda dew!"
"Hey bro, you mind if I spit into this protein powder?"
"Yew know wut? Natalie's a frickin puzzle genius! If none of us win this veto, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
"IIIIII think I'll win because you can't spell 'Natalie' without an 'i' and an 'n.' And the 'w' gets turned upside down to be the 'm' in 'me.' So who's gonna win? Me, Natalie!"
"Julie, is this Hollywood Squares? Where's Whoopi?"
The FUR-RRIEND in the upper right hand corner has a very modern hairstyle. And yet, it's a bit troublesome...
This is actually a layout from Mom Jeans Quarterly
"I'm so mesmerized by Jen's beauty, and I'm not just saying that because I suddenly realized I haven't pined for her at all over the past eight weeks."
"Yew know wut? I'm not afraid of technology, even though I'm FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD! KNOW THAT!!!"
"Look at all my BEEEBIEES!!! BEEP BOOP BEEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Ugh, and there's Jacob on the side. GOOOOOD LORD!!!"
"Yew know wut? Dick's body just did it for me. The flabby torso, the ill-fitting jeans, the '80s shirt, the mild hunchback. It just has to be. HAS TO BE!!!"
"Yew know wut, remowte controwl? Yew don't owe me to change channels quicker, but ya kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut? The winner of the golden power of veto is Adam. KNOW THAT!!!!"
"Yew know wut? Sometimes I put my hair in a nice and simple ponytail. Otherwise it all gets too confiscated."
"Baller, I think I'm gonna run out of Jesus tape."
"Yew know wut? I just turned forty-six... AND YOU KNEW THAT!!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me a larger cake, but ya kinda dew!"
"Thank yew. (sniff sniff) THANK YEW!!!"
"Yew know wut? My mom's favorite show is Big Brother. I didn't KNOW THAT!"
"Wow, bro. I feel so bro right now."
"Yew know wut? If yew tew split the votes, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!"
"I wanted my hair to be red, but Jesus wanted it to be blonde — so we split and did both!"
"Adam, I just want to say beep boop beep."
"And to you, Sharon, I'd like to say, gabba gabba gabba."
"Bro."
Yew know wut? B-Side, you make me giggle. KNOW THAT!!!!
Thank yew!
I love your post show blogs, they have been cracking me up.
B-side, without your recaps i would just die! DIE INSIDE! DIE!
beep boop boop beep beep
Yew know wut? I wish I knew where the top of Adam's head is...... I'd have liked to seen the completed mom-pants puzzle. BB, ya don't owe me, but ya kinda do......
I'm so happy to read your recaps again...... I prayed to Christ and he listened!
Ha, Ha, Ha! So funny...
Sheila should iron out her birthday suit before attempting that bikini.
If she and Evil Dick get together, would they be called Schtick? They're both to old to reproduce right?
I think Adam should put Rye-Bread on the block, and boot Sharon. Sheila will never win, and I hope they keep Natalie because her monkey-like antics make me laugh.
B-Side Blogs make work more fun!
didja notice how how sheila kept covering herself up with a towel after they sprung the surprise party??? that was cracking me up...
time for the cougar to go.
PDS
President, Team Beep Boop
Shelia is going to pull this off for sure! Shelia has run this game from week two and she has more potential to win it all than anyone there. Have you not watched her turn on the tears or give a back rub when needed. She seems so beatalbe to the boys and when Sharon gets to the jury house. Puleeeze who do they think the evil doers are going to vote to win?
Shelia is going to pull this off for sure!Shelia has run this game from week two and she has more potential to win it all than anyone there.