Adam, Adam, Adam. What were you THINKING? Why is it always at this crucial stage of the game when someone does something absolutely idiotic and totally jeopardizes everything? Hurricane Howie season 6, anybody? Chicken George season 7, anybody? America voting Dustin off season 8, anybody? UGH.
Of course, these are just noms. Nothing is sealed until the veto happens. Actually, it already happened, and I already know the results, but I ain't saying nuthin' until Tuesday night. In the meantime, check out the photocap...
"Shaving along your jawline? That's gotta be a joke."
"The only way I could feel better would be if I could tell five Jacob stories in a row. And then feed my FURRRIENDDS!!!! BEEEBIEEES!!!!! BEEEP BOOOP BOOP BEEEP!!!"
"The extent of my craziness knows no bounds."
"Here come the whispers again! Little did they realize that I was already whispering in here."
"Hey guys, I was thinking we should change our name from Team Christ to Team Spearmint Rhino."
"Bro, don't laugh at me because I'm wearing a Pikachu t-shirt!"
"Look how crazy I am, America. I'm in a chair feeling sorry for myself. CRAZY!!!!"
"Gabba gabbabgababbgabaglkgabnag BABIES gabagbbabbagaabbba"
"Yew know wut, Big Brother? Yew don't owe me a new shirt to wear, but ya kinda dew!"
"I'm constantly impressed with my ability to be crazy. Look at me spreading my arms and playing to the camera. I'm so deliberate. It's CRRAAAAZZY!!!"
"Look at me. I TP'D MY ISLAND!!!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me a new pack of 2-Ply Charmin Ultra-Soft, but ya kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut, Natalie? This day is perfect. If something random were to happen like a cup of flour falling on my face, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
"Yew know wut, Ashton Kutcher? Yew don't owe me a thanks for keeping the spirit of Punk'd alive, but ya kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut, Adam? I'm not going to cry in front of you, owwkay? I'm just gonna turn a little to the side and cry there instead. So yew don't owe me some privacy, but you kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut? When I stole this bathrobe from the Ronald Reagan Museum, I told the curator, 'Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me this robe, but ya kinda dew!'"
"Bro, I'm telling you, this'll be an easy week. I'm not gonna do anything retarded."
"Dude, you know what's retarded? Shaving along your jaw line. Oh, and interracial dating."
"Sharon? Do you mind? I'm being crazy here."
"My ass hasn't just grown, it's gotten SEVEN TIMES BIGGER!!!"
"It's like all these potatoes are working against me. I'M ON A SPUD ISLAND!!!"
"Yew know wut? If I have to stop ladling, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
"I couldn't believe that Ryan diverted my gravy train! Do you even know what that feels like? Everything always happens to ME. I'M ON A DIVERTED GRAVY TRAIN ISLAND!!!!!
"Hey Adam, when have I ever wronged you? Aside from all the scheming I've done against you?"
"Dude, there is absolutely no logic in keeping James off the block this week. All you'd be doing would be risking jury votes, weakening your alliance, and taking yourself out of a power position. It would be like shaving and NOT having your beard run across the middle of your cheek!"
"I know, BRO! It's a lot to think about, BRO! I'm not gonna mess this up, BRO! Gabbbabagabbagbaba BRO!"
"Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don't owe me another cookie, but ya kinda dew."
"Adam, have I ever wronged you specifically? I know this is the exact same argument Matt made, and I know that I derided him heavily for it at the time, and I know that we all saw through Matt's false logic, but you don't understand. I'M ON AN ISLAND!!! A SELF-SERVING ISLAND!!!"
"James, the only reason people don't like you is because you mope around all day and have been sour and negative since day one. Plus, you've schemed against and then backstabbed our alliance. Gosh, isn't it sad that of all the people in this house, I'm the only one with a clear grasp of the situation? I don't even know where the Taj Mahal is!"
"Please, Natalie. My brain does not accept 'logic' and 'personal responsibility.' You're overloading it. Please stop. PLEASE."
"What if I did something reeeeeallly embarrassing and sad? Would that sway your vote?"
"Okay... here goes!!!"
"Look at me! I'm sobbing! Do you even realize what this feels like? I haven't cried since I was fourteen. That means my tears are more significant than your tears!"
"Gabbagabbbagabbagabba (sniff) I love you, bro gabbagabbagabba."
"It's okay, James. I like your lack of logic."
"Well, my work is done. Back to being crazy."
"My beard is normal, right? Right? I just don't know anymore. I'M ON A BEARD ISLAND, BRO!!!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me the first key out of the box, but ya kinda dew!!"
"Yew know wut, Adam? Thank you, THANK YEW for ruining my day!"
"Beep Boop?"
"So, does everyone feel adequately fucked over?"
"Yew know wut, big green pillow? Yew'd never vote me out, roight? Yew don't owe me your undying love and support, but ya kinda dew!"
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Thank YEW again, B-side. This photocap made my whole day! It will be interesting to see if they show Adam saying "the DR made me do it!" when Nat and Ryan were all WTF to him about not putting James on the block.
We once heard a comedian complain about bigger guys using facial hair to create a jawline. Now whenever we see a guy like Ryan, my husband always says, "you still don't have a jaw and you look stupid."
Don't talk about James crying. He's a person, bro. He's just a person.
The whole teasing Shelia actually happened the end of March. And they never showed what BB did to her and others in the house. I hate it they edit the show sometimes.
The list of things Natalie doesn't know is huge. My new favorite is that she thought using someone was a 'pawn' was actually using them as a 'POND'.
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The "So, does everyone feel adequately fucked over?" line has me rolling.
Although I think he's really out to backdoor James, bro. I don't think he's AS retarded as he's made out to be. Even though he's thoroughly pissed everyone off in the house (except James), if he gets James out of the house, he'll be a hero.
I say this, having not watched the live feeds, so feel free to giggle and point at my ignorance.
Great recap, best out there! I think the tears was an act bravo James you fooled Adam.
omg, i haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time... brilliant.
thanks!
My hatred for James keeps growing and growing. He simply disgusts me.
The longer I watch this, the more I think Adam may just be TOO nice. It seems like he is easily swayed by the crocodile tears that people are shedding. He gets choked up anytime someone's eyes get a little misty. If only HIS eyes didn't creep me out so much...
Even though Natalie is a total ding-dong, she is playing the game well. I am rooting for her....it would drive all of the houseguests NUTS for her to make it to the final two. :)
I wish CBS would show some of the sequester house arrivals!
yew know what B? Yew owe me some new ice cream b/c I bought the American Idol "cheesecake diva" flava after seeing all those sidebar ads and it was not good. I know yew don't think that yew owe me some Chubby Hubby, but yew do!
You did a great job with these pictures and captures. I passed them on to a bb site and alot of posters thought they were very funny and spot on. Loved them. Love Adam....Sheila's were great.
Do somemore.........please!
Sheila cracks me up. I love how she's always breaking down about her kid, and how this is all for him.
Yeah, way to be there for your kid:
1) Go on a Reality TV show where a: your cheesy 70's, un-groomed beaver-shots will be resurrected and plastered all over cyber-space. b: Go on a reality TV show that will require you to be gone and out of contact for weeks.
2) Make sure and act like a raving lunatic so said kid a: experience utter and unforgettable humiliation on a global scale. b) said kid can also never cleanse the above-mentioned cheesy 70's, un-groomed beaver-shots from his retinas.
One future serial-killer in the hopper....
Let's hope he works backwards and starts with her.
BEEP BOOP!!!
I totally see you doing the hand gesture thingy now every time I read Sheila comments :)
Eventhough I'm still not watching the show, I love these photocaps. Please keep doing them, 'cause if you stopped I would die. DIE I TELL YOU!!! DIE!!
I love the "So, does everyone feel adequately fucked over?" comment. I wish that was what they really said!! I can't stop laughing! Thanks .. you made my day! How pathetic am I????