FINALLY: 'Big Brother' Jury Drama

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Big Brother was one hell of a doozy tonight. The drama was pretty much as good as it can ever get. I don't anticipate that CBS will have the screen shots up before Sunday; so it might be a while before there's a photocap. In the meantime, for fans of the show, this clip is a MUST. For over five seasons, we've waited and waited and waited for something truly exciting to happen at the sequester house, and at long last, we finally had fireworks.

As you'll see in the video above, Crazy James once again proves that he's totally incapable of not blaming others for his own mess. He immediately holds Chelsia responsible for his ouster, saying that her parting comments in the house are what did him in. That's right, it wasn't his mopey attitude or angry self-pity or sanctimonious hypocrisy or vulgar tirades or the fact that he went back on his word in a major way to the point where no one could truly ever trust him. No, it was Chelsia's snippy/hilarious/cringe-worthy rant that turned all these people against poor James.

Now I'm no Chelsia fan — despite her VERY modern haircut — but even I felt bad for her as she sat there and listened to the one guy she cared for rail on her for being his downfall. Way to be a gentleman, James. Good to see you're still championing the return of niceness to this world.

Oh, but it gets worse. After making Chelsia feel so shitty that she stomps out of the room in tears, James has the temerity to wander into her room with a big smile and ask "What's wrong?" To paraphrase Sheila, are you frickin kidding me??? You just made the girl who supported you through thick and thin feel like the lowest scum of the Earth, and now you want to play all naive about why she's sad? Awful. But again, IT GETS WORSE.

James then reassures Chelsia that "I was a homeless kid that walked into Big Brother with no money. I'm okay with leaving with no money, but knowing that I fell for a girl." Well, obviously he wasn't okay with leaving with no money; otherwise he wouldn't have bitterly cut down the girl he allegedly cares for. Aren't "nice" people supposed to let bygones be bygones? And furthermore, enough with this homeless junk. Anyone who willingly lives on the streets, especially while maintaining a corporate sponsor (ie. American Apparel), does not deserve to play the homeless card.

Still, once James was able to make Chelsia cry, he seemed to be at peace with the whole situation. But I think it will be a long time before he ever takes any responsibility for his actions. I can't even imagine the sanctimonious questions he'll be asking come jury time. Only ten days away...

4 Glorious Comments

While I feel that Chelsia was in NO WAY responsible for James leaving the house, I definitely didn't feel bad at all when James made her cry! I loved every minute of it! She was such an evil, bratty Bi-ach in the house, she deserves a little payback. I thought it was really lame when she went off on Adam, Sheila, and Nat when she left the house and didn't give them a chance to defend themselves or give them a chance to say a few things to her. And let's not forget her psychotic rant destroying the Easter eggs and chocolate bunnies. Anyone who has the live feeds know she took her rant waaaay too far on Natalie(they didn't show 99% of it on tv). I only wished that James dumped her on tv. That would have been awesome! Karma is a you-know-what.

I really feel for Matty being stuck with these people in sequester. Having live feeds to that house would be awesome!

That was jaw droppingly awesome. James and Chels are MFEO.
It's amazing to me that it turns out Matt and James have a lot in common when it comes to how they treat women. Use 'em. Abuse 'em. Apologize. Repeat.

hb

James is a complete doosh. Team Crispy had been gunning for him for weeks, and he blames his ouster on Chelsia's speech! It seems like Adam may have won some votes (if he makes it to the final) by not putting James on the block and making Sheila do the dirty work on Nastalie. Who's retahded now?
What did Chelsia say to Nastalie that was too far?
B-side, yew don't need to keep me laughing outloud at work with your photocaps, but yew kinda dew.

I couldn't figure out whether James was so deluded as to think that Chelsea was responsible for his eviction, to whether he is so manipulative that he is using guilt to ensure her loyalty. Either way, it perverted. Almost as perverted as receiving money to get a blow job from a dude on camera. I am so glad not to have to look at him anymore, but I agree with you 100% that he will come up with some self righteous question from the jury and once again make himself the martyr.

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