Live Blogging Me Cleaning My Keyboard

2:20 PM
Getting ready to do the dirty work. I don't know how it happened, but my keyboard has suddenly become very grimy. Lots of dust and dead skin everywhere. I don't mean to gross you out, but that's just what it is. I can't sugarcoat it.

Here's a major problem area. It's appalling, really.

2:22 PM
I have assembled all my necessary equipment: paper towels, some fake Windex, and a small army of Q-Tips. Time to go in.

Limpiador de Vidrios, or as I call it, The Limp.

Paper towels. I was too lazy to take pics of the Q-Tips also.

2:23 PM
Let the cleaning begin:

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2:53 PM
Time to clean the Function Keys. Gotta unplug for this.

2:57 PM
Wow, now I know why that glass cleaner is called "Pro Pride." I feel both pride AND professionalism! Basically, everything looks good. But now I'm noticing some missed spots.

2:57 PM
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3:00 PM
Sparkly fresh! Consider this day well spent!

You could eat a meal off this thing (although, I'd still suggest a plate)

No more gunky buildup. Thanks, ME.