The Real Housewives of Narnia City?

Is it me, or does Prince Caspian look like his proper title might actually be Countess? And maybe instead of Caspian, his name might be, oh, I don’t know, LUANN? I can’t help but feel that when this high-cheekboned, cleft-chinned hero isn’t slaying dragons and other mythical foes, he’s spending his free time playing tennis with Jill and praying he doesn’t do anything to upset THE COUNT. At the very least, we know he’s certainly not having dinner with his son Noel (as if he would ever DEIGN to participate in Taco Night).
I wish I had a better picture of LuAnn to compare with, but for those who are familiar with her face, don’t tell me you don’t see her all over Prince Caspian (a.k.a. Ben Barnes). Am I plumb loco?