Arnold Schwarzenegger: Kinda Lookin' Like a Woman Named Joyce

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has been many things — championship bodybuilder, box office superstar, governor of California — and now we can add "A woman named Joyce" to the list. No, he's not a tranny by any means, but his midsection is starting to look a bit estrogen-tastic. Had I seen only a cut-out of his torso, I might have thought he was a plucky sixty-something woman on the way to the supermarket, possibly to get a bottle of Febreeze, which she surely would have purchased with a coupon.

Or maybe that's just me.

I probably shouldn't poke too much fun. The guy could crush me to a pulp — both with muscles AND legislation. (Rimshot!)

Via Pacific Coast News Online.

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16 Glorious Comments

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Posted by IndianJones on June 2, 2008 10:34 PM | Comment 1 of 16

I concur, he looks like he could pose for the http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/ of the day!

Posted by Erin on June 2, 2008 10:49 PM | Comment 2 of 16

Eeewww.

Posted by tishamay on June 3, 2008 1:38 PM | Comment 3 of 16

he needs a Manzier.

Posted by honeybunny on June 3, 2008 1:54 PM | Comment 4 of 16

How about a new nickname, hey it's the Moobinator!

Posted by zevonia

on June 6, 2008 4:04 PM | Comment 5 of 16

Arnold - great- the Tekken movies, with Sly...

Posted by Naoto Date on October 8, 2008 3:30 AM | Comment 6 of 16

Really great article, thanks for the info and posting my comment.

Posted by Bali Private Villas on March 15, 2009 9:14 PM | Comment 7 of 16

Yeah...his days are over...but c'mon guys...he looks way better than the fat ass American similar in age who eats three times a day at McDonald's! And also...he looks better than most former bodybuilders!

Posted by adrian on April 4, 2009 8:57 PM | Comment 8 of 16

He probably loots like that because he used to take steroids or something. And yeah he does look better than the 61 year old fat ass old guys. His arm are still pretty big for that age as well.

Posted by Josh on May 13, 2009 7:21 PM | Comment 9 of 16

hello.
I'm from Korea
Eingrish is very hard..
Arnold Schwarzenegger is good man..
What a sprize!!

Posted by ^^ korea on June 5, 2009 5:07 AM | Comment 10 of 16

thanks for sharing

Posted by hkdedicatedhosting on June 25, 2009 11:08 PM | Comment 11 of 16

thanks for sharing

Posted by mini storage hk on July 8, 2009 11:02 PM | Comment 12 of 16

he should get back in shape when he gets out of office
he doesent have to be really buff but at least average for his body type and he should get ripped a little too

Posted by brenden on July 16, 2009 2:23 AM | Comment 13 of 16

I think he should do some exercise.....
It is not good to let his all muscles gone...

Posted by Double J on August 30, 2009 2:16 AM | Comment 14 of 16

they should use him a test subject on the effects of muscle memory, make him workout.

Posted by Justin on December 5, 2009 12:45 PM | Comment 15 of 16

i love him! he is great man!

Posted by kambojie on January 14, 2010 8:09 AM | Comment 16 of 16