Arnold Schwarzenegger: Kinda Lookin' Like a Woman Named Joyce

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been many things — championship bodybuilder, box office superstar, governor of California — and now we can add "A woman named Joyce" to the list. No, he's not a tranny by any means, but his midsection is starting to look a bit estrogen-tastic. Had I seen only a cut-out of his torso, I might have thought he was a plucky sixty-something woman on the way to the supermarket, possibly to get a bottle of Febreeze, which she surely would have purchased with a coupon.

Or maybe that's just me.

I probably shouldn't poke too much fun. The guy could crush me to a pulp — both with muscles AND legislation. (Rimshot!)

Via Pacific Coast News Online.