
Finding the unicorn is cool and all... but IF IT EATS MY FLOWERS I'LL KILL IT!!!
So after centuries of hunting down the unicorn, scientists think they've finally found the mythical beast. And no, it's not a white, equine animal as beautiful as the winter's snow.
It's a stupid deer with a little antler. Dumb.
UNICORNS ARE AWFUL NOW.
Single-horned 'Unicorn' deer found in Italy [Yahoo! News]
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I think it's cute. It's a little, brown Italian unicorn. Don't hate on the Italians B! We have connections...
Zoobabe is right. That thing is damned cute. Have you no heart, B-Side?
I hate deer. They're cute, but the cuteness goes away after ten of them jump out in front of your car in the span of a mile.
Living in a Dallas suburb, I've never had a deer jump in front of my car. Damn squirrels do it all the time, though. I HATE squirrels.
well B- I hate Spencer, but if HE jumped in front of my car I'd be overjoyed!
I always imagined a unicorn looking more......well, like a damn unicorn and not like friggin Bambi.
Isnt a unicorn supposed to be a HORSE anyway?!?!?
An errant squirrel doesn't have the potential to take out your car AND all the occupants like a deer. They're giant rats, as far as I'm concerned.
@annie25: Actually, unicorns are traditionally portrayed as having a stag's body and a lion's tail.
@b-side: That's not a unicorn, it's a mutant deer. Don't believe the hype. Unicorns are still awesome. -:)