BIG BROTHER SEX UPDATE: He Shoots, He Scores!

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I'm starting to feel like a smut peddler. Just days after their last erotic encounter in the Big Brother house, our favorite horny hamsters — Ollie and April — went at it again, this time with a bit more gyration, not to mention dialogue. That's right, about eight and a half minutes into the following video, April makes a very special request, and from the sounds of it, Ollie's only too happy to oblige.

After the jump, all the night vision excitement. And again, while all you see is a throbbing, pulsating duvet cover, this video might not be safe for work.

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So much for him not embarrassing his family, as promised.

And so much for her OCD.

10 Glorious Comments

I found it interesting that on last night's TV episode that Ollie and April were almost a no show. Is The network afraid of showing an inter-racial couple?

Jeez that blanket really preserved their dignity.
I wonder if April made it a point to not obstruct her microphone at that pivotal moment.
Her OCD must be some kind of weird hybrid.
The only thing missing was a robust "Hi Mom" from both of them at the end.
Sheesh

Someone in production needs to offer those two some condoms. That's just stupid even if she is on birth control. They hardly know each other.

April will do a nude magazine spread within one year of her eviction and will be a full-fledged porn star within two years.

Wow, what was that? Two minutes of bliss? What a lucky girl.

OK- I totally can't sit through ten minutes of that. Ugh!
Someone please tell me what she asked him (and his response, if he had one). Please, please, please??

derder- I'll send you an email. I don't want to besmirch B's site in BOLD type.

In addition to the condoms, it would be good to stock the storeroom with a case or two each of cranberry juice and yogurt--given the lack of screentime, this couple must be bunnying up, and girlfriend is just beggin' for a touch of the honeymooner's burn, know what I'm sayin'?

In addition to the condoms, it would be good to stock the storeroom with a case or two each of cranberry juice and yogurt--given the lack of screentime, this couple must be bunnying up, and girlfriend is just beggin' for a touch of the honeymooner's burn, know what I'm sayin'?

That foot just creeps me out. Every time I see that picture, it reminds me of a corpse.

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