LEAVE MY iMAC ALONE!!!

This past Saturday, I had to make my first ever visit to Apple's Genius Bar (a.k.a. help desk) as my poor little iMac seemed to have come down with the vapors. While I waited for my name to come up in the queue, I couldn't help but notice a strange young man standing nearby, aimlessly perusing the Apple Store's wares. What caught my attention was that he was wearing feminine jeans and a long, blonde wig. How odd, I thought. He sort of reminded me of YouTube sensation Chris Crocker, of "Leave Britney Alone!" fame, but as far as I knew Chris Crocker had short, streaked hair. I don't know why the thought of him wearing a wig was so out of the realm of possibilities — especially when this person was so obviously wearing a wig — but my mind wasn't thinking straight. I had an ailing computer to tend to.

Well, sure enough, the Apple people called out the next person in the Genius Bar queue.

"Chris C.? Chris C.?"

And just like that, the peculiar little ladyboy perked up and moseyed on over to the counter. INDEED IT WAS CHRIS CROCKER! Now, I don't want to say I was star-struck — it's more like the exact opposite — however, I couldn't help thinking how hilarious it was that I was basically standing at the Genius Bar next to one of the internet's biggest curiosities. If only Tay Zonday could have shown up too. It would have been like the Weezer video all over again. Anyway, I knew I had to capture this bizarre encounter; so I busted out my camera phone and did one of those "I'm on the phone, but not really because I'm TAKING A PICTURE OF YOU" moves. I don't think anyone noticed. The downside is that the image turned out to be pretty bad (you can only see his wig), but trust me, 'twas him.

I love Los Angeles.