SANDRA LEE: I Never Met A Seahorse I Didn't Like

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God bless Sandra Lee. The woman has no taste whatsoever, and just in case you forgot how tacky she can get, take a glimpse at this intro from today's episode where she happily trumpets the use of decorative seahorses throughout her kitchen. It's a bit... much. I also like how after she points out the seahorses, the starfish, and the netting on her window, she notes, "You feel like you're underneath the sea!" Well, yeah, assuming the sea looked like a GOD-AWFUL KITCHEN.

Nevertheless, aside from all the hippocampine excess, there are plenty of other little nuggets in the clip, including the random Tyler Florence crunch in the beginning, Sandra's emphatic pronunciation of "avocado ceviche," and of course, the opening line, said with typical SanLee gusto: "Look at how beauuutiful MY kitchen is!"

Fun times indeed. Plus as a bonus for all you fellow Food Network Star fans, a new classic clip of judge Susie Fogelson after the jump.


Behold the dismissive power of a WASPy executive...

7 Glorious Comments

Your realtionship with these women of the Food Network is beginning to worry me. Have you checked out Alton Brown at all? He has such a, a ---- dominatrix complex, you may like him.
I think you really should check him out B-Side.

In the mean time, look at what I found!
Who knew!
http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/summerofsound/

B-Side has been ignoring Giada. Makes me sad.

And that food looked kinda gross. Except for the Cous-Cous.

fc - her new show "Giada at Home" should be starting soon. Let's hope B gets some inspiration from the new Mommy.

Altho it will be difficult to top the Great Giada Disaster of 2006.


hb

The Great Giada Disaster is one of my all time favorites...it still makes me laugh.

I've already got my fingers crossed for inspiration.

Giada has a new show coming out? Righteous!

Clearly i'm not up to date with my Giada info...

Oh my God you guys, just googled the giada disaster...that shit was hilarious. Thanks for the heads up.

I love the way she says, "FINALLY, it's cocktail time." You know that woman needs to get her booze on!

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