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Speidi's Got A Gun

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Here’s something to disturb you: Heidi and Spencer handling firearms. Yes, if there was ever a photo shoot that could get the Supreme Court to reverse its latest decision on gun control, it would be this one featuring our favorite Hills duo preening at a shooting range. I’m uncomfortable watching trained soldiers brandishing weapons, let alone these twits. Let’s just be thankful that no one in the vicinity was struck by a stray bullet, courtesy of Heidi answering her Sidekick.
A few more pics after the jump, and if you want to see all 50+ photos, click here.
(Pacific Coast News Online via Socialite’s Life)

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“So Spencer, when I pull this trigger, it’ll squirt water, right? Like when we were kids?”

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I’ve never felt more alarmed before in my life. You know, except for 9/11.

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Nope. Still lame.

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In other news, the shooting range now has twenty little holes in its ceiling.

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“Um, so, I think I killed a guy over there. Could someone clean that up? We’re doing a photo shoot.”

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“I made these holes myself… with my voice!”

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“Hahahahahahahahaha NOW THEY KNOW I’M VIRILE!”

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Because people with guns do this.

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So this is how she tolerates her music…

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I think Spencer’s enjoying this just a tad tooo much.

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It’s sort of like John Rambo meets pasty sadness.

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Aaand I think we’ve had enough.


Exactly.

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19 Glorious Comments

  1. joeypotter says:

    I don’t think I’ll sleep well tonight with these images in my head. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP THEM!

  2. stephanie says:

    Well, luckily she wore the appropriate accessory for the occasion…a pink scarf with skulls.
    Hey, all girls like fashion.

  3. honeybunny says:

    that’s funny – i always pictured Heidi as more of a Pearl handle Six Shooter kinda gal.
    hb

  4. Estelle Hairball says:

    She’s so desparate to get a magazine cover!!! Is she sending these to Guns and Ammo???????

  5. zoobabe says:

    those pics of Pratt are SO “substituting for a small peen”.

  6. KikiC says:

    Okay, Heidi is TRYING to look sexy in every picture…however, Spencer is really looking like a psychopath. Creepy.
    And did anyone else literally hum out “Janie’s Got A Gun” when they read the headline?

  7. vague says:

    Oh, sweet jesus. I am gonna have nightmares tonight. Those two never cease to baffle me.

  8. derder says:

    Who do these losers think they are? They make themselves even more despicable when they pose for such stupid publicity shots. FUCKING LAME!
    Look at Spencer. I mean, I just wanna pound the guy…

  9. No. Seriously. That is not OK. Who let them have GUNS? I wouldn’t let those people have Super Soakers. They could learn a thing or two from http://www.bom411.com. No more drama!

  10. Firecat says:

    I’m sure this is what the founding fathers had in mind when they crafted the second amednment.

  11. mandymax says:

    Wow. I would say “This is unbelievable!” except . . . it isn’t.
    I’ve had formal handgun instruction. It’s plain these two haven’t, just from how they’re handling the guns. Simply looking at these photos makes me want to hit the floor. Are we SURE there wasn’t an accidental gun-range massacre that day?

  12. JasonR says:

    This girl, or her management, are very savvy. She continues to position herself as the hot twenty-something face of the Republican party, which is so desperate to have ANY youth and/or Hollywood support they will accept her with open arms, without even stopping to question if this vacuous twit is really who they want to represent them. Wait and see . . . I bet you’ll see her getting some kind of showy role at the Republican convention, that is, if she remembers to register to vote.

  13. JasonR says:

    Oh, and much as I hate myself for thinking so, that shot of her on the couch fondling the pistol is kinda hot, until I look over at the douche sitting next to her which totally kills it.

  14. murphena says:

    What’s really deplorable is that someone actually paid them to do this…

  15. Evan Neill says:

    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!! How did they get near guns. Seriously, I think I just sharted!

  16. campfiregirl says:

    Am I horrible to hope that they just take each other out.

  17. knnmom says:

    Spencer looks like a psycho and she is just stupid. These are the worst pictures ever.
    By the way totally unrelated, but did you see the new Real World/Road Rules challenge on an island! I can’t wait.

  18. msCCRN says:

    Go Derder, I think you could take him.

  19. i think that gun control should always be imposed at all times to reduce violence.,~~

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