“Are you threatened by my deviant wave goodbye?”
As usual, CBS.com dragged their feet when it came to putting up screen caps from last week’s live eviction episode. I was just going to skip the whole thing and move onto Sunday’s show, but then I saw some of the photos, and as usual, I couldn’t resist making fun. Enjoy…
(A photocap of Sunday’s episode will be forthcoming.)
“Being the rationalized person that I am, I took this shirt off because it was disrespecting me, from toe to head.”
“Michelle, what does happiness feel like?”
“Like a big bowl of wicked awesome pigs feet.”
“Sometimes when I cry, I turn into Montana Moorehead from Soapdish. Now get outta here. All of yous.”
“The power changes every week. And that’s the truth. (Note my military hat).”
“You wanna talk smack about Matlock? FINE! But don’t think I’m gonna sit here and TAKE IT!!!!”
“BEN MATLOCK IS A GOOD MAN WHO DOES GOOD THINGS, GODDAMMIT!!!”
“All I’m saying about Matlock is that he’s just a brain. I’m a body AND a brain. I think that deserves some respect.”
“Okay, first of all, I subscribe to O Magazine; so you don’t have to tell ME about Oprah’s favorite things, mmkay?”
“These live shows make me so nervous, I always think I’m gonna crap my undahwears.”
“When will I be loved?”
“I just want to say that I’m covering up a massive boner right now. I think you should all respect me for that.”
“Fuck everyone in this house. I’m starting an alliance with this bench.”
“An endurance challenge? Why I oughtttaaaa…”
“Um, excuse me, camera man? My face is up here, mmkay?”
“My name’s April, and I know how to handle dust.”
“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! IT’S A FAKE EARTHQUAKE!!! We’re rattling like someone’s trying to open a door, but IT’S LOCKED!!!”
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Michelle is actually Milton Morehead, of Syosset, Long Island.
hb
YOU are hilarious! Such a comedian! I don’t personally care for the F-word but then it’s not my blog. GREAT job!
This is my FAVORITE BB blog. You crack me up! Keep up the great work.
Great photocap! I especially liked the ones of Libra & the live eviction shot of Jessie!
I must be completely desensitized because I had to go all the way back through to find the “F word”.
I love the F-word almost as much as I love you B! Keep up the good blogging you F-ing mother F-er!
I’ve just discovered your blog. Your photo caps are so hilarious. Seriously, from toe to head.
I personally DO care for the F word. In fact we’re in a committed relationship.
And B Side you were dead on about Montana Morehead.I laughed so hard I almost, well, you know.
Believe it or not, in principle I always try to not use the F word in writing — only because I always feel there are probably wittier ways to convey the same meaning. But when impersonating someone’s voice or vocal patterns, well, then it’s FUCKING ON, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
You had no choice, because that’s exactly what it looks like she was thinking…
These caps and captions are wonderful … often times people tend to say too much when captioning and the effect is lost … these are perfect. And you didn’t use the F-word nearly as much as the women in the house have used it …
I was thinking what f word? Whose against fun? I had to go back and search for it too.
It’s kinda like “where’s Waldo” – Find the f-word.
hb
I almost spit out my lunch and made a scene at my desk when I read “But when impersonating someone’s voice or vocal patterns, well, then it’s FUCKING ON, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!” Hi-larious.
Love the caption on Ollie’s picture. I wonder if that’s the face he makes while he’s F-wording April.
I love the way you convey these people. So true.
I really hope that Renny gets motivated enough to do something with Michelle’s hair. I can’t believe how much it bothers me. It reminds me of Wamber.
OMG that Jerry section made me laugh out LOUD!! Great stuff as usual. Thanks!