BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: One Wicked Veto!

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Things ain’t looking too good for April and Ollie. Tuesday’s veto episode didn’t go quite their way (despite April’s awkward attempts to buy Dan off with gold bars), and now it looks like our horny platinum blonde OCD sufferer might be headed out the door. I suppose we’ll find out soon enough. In the meantime, here’s the photocap from Tuesday’s show…

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“Hope I’m not hurting your hand, Dan. Sometimes I shake like a street fighter.”

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“All I want is for Ollie to win the veto. And, of course, to DO ME.”

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“I got nothing to say. I’m just chillin’ in the diary room because I thought I saw a pigeon on the roof.”

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“Dude, look… You mind stepping outside? I’m gonna womanize this ironing board now.”

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“I’m gonna DO YOU.”

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“I like Ollie. I don’t want no one to mess with mah nominations. They need to stay locked. MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! THEY GOTTA STAY LOCKED!!!!”

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“Well, I don’t know who the fuck you think you are, Renny, but I don’t trust a fuckin’ word that comes out of your fuckin’ mouth. I’m taking this cup to the final two, and that’s that.”

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“I’ll tell you what’s fucked up. I told that cup I’d bring it to the fuckin’ final two, and then the next thing I see, fuckin’ APRIL is drinking out of it. You can’t fuckin’ trust any cup in this fuckin’ house. I’m sick of it!”

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“My name’s April, and I know how to handle cockroaches!”

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“I don’t like the way that stuffed crow is looking at me. GIT! GIT!”

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“Who will win the POWAH of Veto? This is a wicked hahd challenge. I’m glad I’m not standing with all yous. I’d crap my undahwears.”

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“Does ‘HOOoonnk‘ count as a number?”

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“Does ‘DO ME’ count as a number?”

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“I don’t like the way fuckin’ Michelle is dressed up like a fuckin’ witch. That’s just not fuckin’ cool. I’m so fuckin’ over that pagan BITCH.”

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“My name’s April, and I know how to handle a cautious move!”

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“Remembah, house guests: no risk, no rewaaahd!!”

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“Now all yous go inside and look at our new table. It’s wicked smallah.”

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“SCREW YOU, PEOPLE! I’M FOLDING! BEEP BEEP!!

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“Don’t worry, April. I got this. As long as the next three questions don’t involve my brain, we’re set.”

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“I have to apologize. Sometimes I estimate like a street fighter.”

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“UGH. Ollie, just lose so you can DO ME already.”

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“Are you scared? Because I could have sworn that rubber ducky in the pool was staring at me. Damn, my heart is racing.”

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“Ollie, it’s not even a real bird.”

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“I SEE YOU, OLLIE.”

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“So yeah, you’re not a Judas anymore. You’ll save me now, right?”

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“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! I’m gonna use this Saran Wrap to lock in the freshness. THE FRESHNESS IS LOCKED!!!”

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“Okay, Renny. Here’s how I want my hair: short in the back, medium on the sides, and ABSOLUTELY AWFUL IN THE FRONT.”

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“MARY! ST. JOSEPH!! It’s a LOCK OF HAIR!!!”

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“I’m so fuckin’ PISSED at that Lazy Susan. I knew it would turn on me and leave. You know what? Fuuuuuuuuuuck you, LAZY SUSAN!”

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“My name’s April, and I know how to handle an awkward poolside chat.”

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“DO ME, Ollie. DO ME right here. Right in front of everyone!”

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“I should stick a cupcake on April’s nose. That would be wicked awesome. But she’d probably crap her undahwears. And then have to take a showaaah.”

8 replies on “BIG BROTHER PHOTOCAP: One Wicked Veto!”

  1. I really don’t know what would happen if Michelle went home, because I couldn’t deal with having no “undahwears”. Rimshot!

  2. Great photocap. The Saran Wrap joke just killed me. The way Renny says Aw-Lee makes it sound like an Asian name LOL.

  3. the b-side blog fan club was well represented in the BB audience last night. Flipit from TVG and 4 (of the best) bitches from MSR were looking at the Chenbot’s ass last night.
    When Julie said her first “But First” of the evening I actally let out a little gasp. It was surreal man.
    hb

  4. WTF was with Michelle’s hair in this ep??
    And WTF does Ollie look more and more like Barry Bonds with each passing day??

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