Blackberry Faces The Cosmic Wrath of B-Side Blog

Stocks for Blackberry fell 20% last night and continued to plummet an additional 25% today after engaging in a risky investment in smartphones. Why do I care? Well, because last night I was on the list for a Blackberry party in Beverly Hills, but when I showed up with my usual cohorts of Jash and IndianJones, we were denied entry because we were three dudes with no girls. True, I should have thought to bring some of the fairer sex, but it was all very last minute, and furthermore, if I just want to go out with my buddies, why should I be penalized? Sure, we’re three guys, but we’re not three douchebags. Big difference.
We probably could have stood around for an hour and maybe gained entrance, but it simply wasn’t worth it to us. Instead, we let the Valley trash fight it out in line while we headed off to the nearby Hotel Avalon. Our choice turned out to be a great one as sitting poolside at the hotel was both relaxing and fun, but I can’t lie that I still felt perverse joy in watching RIM’s stocks plunge today on Wall Street. That’s what happens when you deny all-powerful bloggers. Take heed, party planners. Take heed…