PROJECT RUNWAY PHOTOCAP: Tipping The Scales

Big Brother is over, Top Chef hasn’t started yet, and CBS has hardly any worthwhile screenshots for Survivor and The Amazing Race. So which show should I photocap next? Why, there’s really only one choice: Project Runway! Actually, I could do Top Design too, but I figure Runway is the more prominent show.
Anyway, last night’s episode was quite the doozy, full of cat fights and hostility, especially in the home stretch when pretty much everyone turned against sourpuss Kenley, whose obnoxious attitude can apparently be traced back to a childhood spent on a tugboat. I personally enjoyed her brief psychological self-assement in which she explained that she’s always been a fighter and outspoken, and yet for as long as she can remember, she’s always been on the outside. Hmmm… I wonder if there’s a correlation between attitude and likability?
I thought Kenley’s shredded mermaid dress would get her sent home, but luckily for her, all the other designers pretty much flopped on this latest nature-inspired challenge. As a result, well, I won’t say in case you haven’t seen it yet, but if you have, you know what happened, and if you haven’t, you owe it to yourself to check out this hilarious episode.
Now, onto the photocap!

“I can’t help but feel that this flower is so intensely hip-hop.”

After spending years toiling away at the same role, Jennifer Hudson’s career reaches an all time low when she appears in a garden theater version of Dreamgirls.

“Aaaand I am telling you, this camera’s not going! You’re the best photo I’ll ever know. There’s no way it can ever go!”

“Man, I was really hoping more of my clavicle would show in this picture.”

“So Leanne, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this photo? And by photo, I mean my exposed clavicle.”

“Do you have any fabric with maybe some sort of tiny clavicle print?”

“No, no, no, no way. No, no, no way I’m living without this fabric.”

“Do you have anything remarkably tacky? You know, something that I can somehow rationalize as being hip and awesome? I was raised on a tugboat, you know.”

“And you and you and you, you’re gonna love these alterations!”

“‘Allo!”

“Doesn’t my model look so nice? You can see her clavicle and everything. She looks so good I almost feel bad dressing up like a homeless pirate.”

“You know what would have saved this dress? Oversized sleeves.”

“I call it my inverted flower hip-hop reptile dress. Awesome, right?”