The Real Housewives of Atlanta came to an awkward, confrontation-infused end last night, and while there weren't too many explosive moments, I think Lisa's well-intentioned but supremely uncomfortable dinner at the end truly made for some cringe-worthy television. Kim, looking more like a drag-queen-cum-blowup-doll with her bright lipstick smeared around her pie-hole, could barely defend herself against Nene, who admitted wrongdoing but also was incredibly upfront about her actions. Sher-ayay (Sheree-ay? I still don't know how to pronounce her name based on its ridiculous spelling) just sat back and barely offered a conciliatory comment. That's okay. She doesn't need to surround herself with the plebeians. She's soon to be fashion's next big name — assuming she ever gets around to picking out fabrics for her designs and actually paying attention to their creation. I enjoyed Project Runway alum Michael Knight giving her a good talking-to, even though he clearly sugar-coated it in an effort to be friendly. What was even better was Sher-ayay later praising him, saying his insight was invaluable. Of course, all he did was tell her to be hands-on, pick out fabrics, and keep an eye on her seamstresses — common sense, really — but I guess when you're Sheree-ay, common sense isn't so, well, common.
Nevertheless, I can talk about last night's episode 'til the cows come home, but I'm sure what everyone really cares about is next week's reunion. I am quite, quite excited for it — especially the much hyped Lisa-Kim showdown. Counting down the days...
In the meantime, onto the photocap!
"All I'm saying is that if you bitches ever bail on Drinks & Dialogue, I will flip you over the side of those chairs so fast, you won't know what hit you."
Sher-ayay: "My manicure looks fabuhlus."
Kim: "And my hands don't look a day older than 46!"
"Now that I'm retired, I'm gonna really look into broadcasting, and if there's anyone out there, ANYONE AT ALL, that wants to hire me, whether they be at NBC or USA or really any member of the NBC Universal Family, I'd be more than happy to come in and audition. HINT HINT."
"Singing bootcamp? I don't even know what a bootcamp IS! I hope it doesn't involve cooking in rocks. I need a cigarette."
"Ed, I don't know what I'll do without you. It'll be like having drinks with NO DIALOGUE!"
"Okay, so you see alllll this? It sucks."
"So, Deshawn, the first rule of cooking is to always remove any joory."
"Oh my gosh, Mom. I just realized something. I'm totally smarter than you."
"Take a picture with Nene? I'm sorry, I don't surround myself with negative people who are so childish that they wouldn't even take a picture with someone else for two seconds. That's just not me."
Nene: "Hey Lisa, who's that drag queen on the other side of you?"
"Son, I want you to grow up to be a strong, black man. Also, now that we're at the car dealership, you can probably take your graduation gown off now."
"Wow, Sher-ayay, your back is so muscular!"
"I know. I'm using a new line of steroids called She-man by Shereé."
"Smile!"
"Hate you!"
"Hate you more!"
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"...the first rule of cooking is to always remove any joory."
Indeed.
This recap was really funny, B-Side. I am going to miss these crazy chicks. But the previews for the OC Housewives look really good this season (I hope you're photo-capping it?)
And next week looks AWESOME!!
"You see alllll of this? It sucks!"
One of the best captions EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is Kim paying for country singer bootcamp, her wigs, and all of the other crap she buys if "Big Poppa" broke up with her? Does she actually have a job??
Yes, apparently Estelle, Kim's new job is a Hooker.
I am truly shocked that Bravo would have booked these nuts. And then to edit only fights? there had to be more to them than what we saw, there simply has to be. And after the previews I would never, ever, thought NeNe would end up being my favorite and pretty much down to earth character!
Is it just me or does anyone else think Kim has a wardrobe straight from a cross between Miss Piggy and Dolly Pardon's reject pile?
I was a little disappointed in last night's episode, but I CANNOT wait for the finale. I love how Nene tells Kim to close her legs around married men-wow! I bet Big Poppa dumped Kim because people around Atlanta were starting to talk and figure out who he was...oh, and because he didn't want to fund Kim's pathetic singing "career". Turns out NeNe was spot on- Kim can't sing and will never have a career. I hope the psychic warned Kim about this! Sheree may as well quit while she is ahead too. Her designs are nothing special, and she still hasn't even settled with her ex yet.
Here's some AWESOME vintage Kim...check it out:
http://dlisted.com/node/29353
I remember that show "Are you Hot"!! It was the most stupid, mindless show on television (which is why it was only on one season). Random people stood on a stage and the three judges would tell them if they were hot or not. And that was it. TOTALLY FRICKIN" STUPID! Figures she was on that.
WOW....Are You Hot? talk about blast from the past. Nice to see even then Kim was rockin' the very, very plastic hair. Ok...actually it was not nice seeing that!