A shocking turn of events on Bromance! No, it's not that Brody threw a hissy fit (albeit a fake one). It's that Alex was eliminated, thus taking him out of the running to be America's Next Top Sidekick. This was a surprise — at least to me — as Alex seemed like the one to beat. He seemed nice, grounded, and just muted enough to be the perfect second banana. However, when he failed to be honest to Brody during a prank concerning flamboyant jeans (dubbed "BJs"), his stock rapidly plunged. Personally, I felt this was somewhat unfair. Yeah, Alex didn't man up and express how he truly felt about the jeans, but given the dynamic that Brody has created — one where these guys are actively seeking his approval — what else could the Brodester really expect but genuflection? Of course, not everyone kissed Brody's ass. Femi was straight up honest and bashed the outfit, but I still wonder if his motivation stemmed more from fear of public humiliation or genuine concern for Brody's reputation. Then again, does it really matter? No. No, it doesn't.
The jeans foible was regrettable, but what really did Alex in was his inability to communicate with a super hot Playboy bunny. Instead of engaging in conversation, Alex pulled an electric guitar off the wall and blurted out some odd tune that sounded a bit like John Mayer, Jason Mraz, and Dave Matthews all rolled into one. In other words, it was awkward. (One thing I learned upon moving to LA eight years ago: people don't really like jam band sounds out here).
Well, one thing led to another, Alex was sent packing, and now we only have three contenders left. And guess what? Now we only have one episode left. That was quick. On to the photocap...
"I want Brody to touch me here and here."
"Hmmm... yes... I do like these jeans. It's so much easier for me to get into this position now!"
"You know what, homie? If you're not bro enough to support my bro jeans, then I don't know what sort of bro you think you are. That being said, let's fuck."
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Urges.
"Wow. I've never seen a girl before! Do you have a penis too?"
"Do you mind if I awkwardly hide behind my generic frat music?"
"Wait a second. These guys are straight?"
"Don't get too excited, Chris. We're contractually obligated to express interest in you. You know, like prostitutes."
"Oh man. Long day. I never want to spend that much time with a girl again."
"I love sushi rolls. And by 'sushi rolls' I mean Brody's peen. There. I said it."
"Guys, let's all DO IT on the mackerel."
"Now get the hell out of here."
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Bside. . . I don't mean to imply that Bromance isn't awesome, but seriously, where are the City recaps?!?! Please tell me you've been watching. Last night's ep was beyond awesome. That biyatch Olivia totally dogged Whitney while they were chatting at work and told her she didn't want to hear about Whitney's recent drama. That's right, she not only had no questions, but in fact told Whit point-blank that she didn't care what she had to say. Come on now! I mean, doesn't Olivia KNOW that that is not the way you treat your master?!? Whitney, who as I know you recall, was the PERFECT sidekick- always asking her master questions and pretending she didn't already know the answers- was taken completely aback. It was awesome.
In the timeless words of Jay-Z, Can I get a RE-CAP?!?!
So Brody wanted the TV contestants to have the balls to say to him that the jeans were ghay. But when the "real" bro of Mr. Brody told him he wouldn't wear the ghay jeans Mr. Brody got all mad-ish. So he doesn't really want to hear the truth - he just wants a dude who will do his bidding. Bidmance.
Oh - and guys getting waxed never gets old.
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I've gotta agree with SF. I mean, you can recap any show you want, but it is a little sad and depressing that I have to watch my City episodes in the privacy of my home, hiding this detestable addiction from everyone I know, and THEN I have to come up with sarcastic, snarky remarks about the goings-on, and then realize they're not even funny or amusing.
I wish I had you to make the funny! : (
IS Jay a sleazebag like Adam? IS Adam lying? I've no clue. I'm totally lost.
I have been creating "The City" photo recaps in my mind. It's not as cool as it sounds.
That said, let's fuck.
lol @ "Let's fuck" You know I'm sure Beecher told Keller those exact words in Oz but that's beside the point ;)
Seriously B-Side, you HAVE to recap the city. No one understands and can quite get into the hills and its related co-shows as well as you. You read our minds with your recaps. Pretty please with extra cheese? You can even start from last night's episode, just please please recap