Was The Real Housewives of Orange County ever this jaw-dropping? Once again, an episode has left me floored by the lack of manners and courtesy on display — but here's the shocker: it wasn't Vicki or Tamra exhibiting the offensive behavior. This time around, it was none other than Jeana's kids Shane and to a lesser degree Colton who proved to be absolutely despicable. The boys — particularly Shane — ferociously demeaned their mother, frequently using the f-word and other disrespectful language. The poor woman has become a human punching bag, and it's true that these kids don't know any better, thanks to their dad, but that doesn't mean Jeana should just sit there and take it. I think anyone who watched the show last night wanted to reach through the screen and slap the douches upside the head. Vicki looked like she was about to flip the table while Kim seemed more quietly shocked, probably fearing her young son would misinterpret any of this as acceptable behavior.
I do wonder if when Shane watched this episode if he felt any sense of shame or regret. I imagine no. He has the maturity level of the silicon in Tamra's chest. I can't even imagine what sort of a doormat Shane's girlfriend is. And yes, I should mention that Shane's girlfriend is named SHANA. Really? Really? Poor Colton, meanwhile, is still young and impressionable, and it's clear that he looks up to his big bro. It's also clear that he follows his lead, which is probably why he was pissier than usual this episode. Of course, the saddest part of all is that both these kids are gonna start their own families at some point and the cycle will continue.
And speaking of troubled kids, let's look at Lynn's spawn, affectionately known as #1 and #2. The younger daughter, Alexa, seems to be okay, but that older one, Raquel, is a real piece of work. Sure, teens drink, but she was pulling some brazen moves. I enjoyed how Lynne acted so defenseless, continually saying how hard it is to keep kids out of trouble. How about you start by saying "NO." Or maybe "You're not allowed to go to Las Vegas for the weekend with your boyfriend at 15." Just thinking out loud...
Anyway, onto the photocap...
Vicki: "You're all my people! Well, not you Jeana. You're more like my depressing friend who always befriends my enemies passive-aggressively. But the rest of you: my people!"
"It's my love tank: it's emptying..."
"Okay, Mom. Time to get that facelift so you can be just as HOT as me!"
"Here, Mom. Let me impart some of my HOTNESS to you for good luck. Don't get burned!"
Behind the scenes of Alien
"Come here, Alexa. You're my favorite daughter. And you're the prettiest!"
"Alexa, put some heart into it! You know, your sister is a much better player. She's also my favorite. And prettier."
"So, Gretchen, how are you enjoying your very boring story this week?"
"This is mine!"
"No, it's mine!"
"Give it!"
"No, YOU give it!"
"Woohooo!! It's like BASS LAKE all over again!"
"Cheers to terrorizing Chicago!"
"Vicki, don't go there about my kids. I think I raised them very well, thank you very much."
"Please, someone get this shaggy dog off my cheek!"
"Look! Mom and Dad in '86! Isn't it funny how much HOTTER I am than them?"
"What did you say??? I'm the HOTTEST woman you've ever seen in your life???"
"Hey Jeana, where's your douchebag son?"
"I don't know. He probably won't even say hi. Knowing Shane, he'll just say 'Go fuck yourself' or something like that. Hahahahahaha. KIDS."
Mascot: "Hey, Jeana. Your son wanted me to tell you to go die, you fuckin' bitch.'"
Jeana: "Sounds like someone's grumpy. What can you do? KIDS!"
Vicki: "WHOOOHOOO!!!! Hey, wait, Jeana — Shane just gave you the finger. And now he's hanging you in effigy! And now he's lit the dummy on fire! And now he's kicking it in the stomach! And now he's pointing at you and pretending to shoot you in the face!!"
Jeana: "Well, he's probably just a little tired today. What can you do? KIDS!"
"I could do two things: I could throw my fork at Shane or ask him to fill my love tank. I think I'll throw the fork."
"Shane! I've had enough! I'M the crazy one, and you're making me look normal!"
"It's funny — Tamra and I were just talking about all the things we have in common. We're both blonde. We both love motorcycles. And we've both fucked her son!"
"I'm sorry, Gretchen. Am I scorching your cheek? I'M JUST SO HOT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONTROL IT!"
"Uh huh..."
"I have no future!"
What did you think about the episode?
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" i have no future."
your finest work to date. bravo, bside, bravo.
Maybe someone else understood this, but I was a little confused regarding Raquel. When she was talking to Jeana on the balcony and Jeana was trying to figure out how old she was since she was drinking(asking if she had graduated college), Raquel said she had graduated HS in '07. Wasn't this show filmed this past summer ('08)? And they showed Raquel's 18th birthday party? To me, someone one year removed from high school should be 19 (unless it has to do with the special HS she went to).
I know I am really thinking too much into this. However, if should had graduated a year earlier and should be in college rather than HS, I don't think drinking is quite as shocking as it first seemed. I realize it is still illegal, stupid to be caught on TV, and even worse to look like an idiot doing it but I would say probably 90%+ spent freshman year of college like that.
I agree the "i have no future" comment was hysterical.
The last two-three episodes have been like a one-two punch on how utterly disgusting all of the housewives offspring are. Grow up, take some responsibility for yourselves etc. etc. DOUCHE-bags, the whole lot of them.
The real housewives of Chicago aka VileVicki's peeps are just as disgusting as Vicki. Whoo Hoo.
Shane's behavior was abominable. Not only did he disrespect his Mom but also his fans - his teammates - his Bosses, etc. Real mature.
And speaking of mature - Lynne's #1 is full of #2.
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I absolutely love this show, and although I am totally looking forward to RHNY, I have to say that this has definitely been the best season of RHOC. This obviously says something about me, because the more outrageous these women behave, the more I enjoy the show.
I noticed a few things last night...
First of all, Tamara's nose is kind of goofy. When she smiles, the sides directly above her nostrils totally scrunch up weird. I wonder if that has something to do with a bad nosejob, or if that is just her nose.
I was really shocked at Lynn's husband admitting he lets his eighteen year old drink at home. Careful, buddy- I wouldn't be advertising that if I were you. And I couldn't believe how brazen Raquel was about drinking in front of all those adults. What a little shit that one is. I agree- her future is bleak.
Also, I got a chuckle when the women at Lynn's cuff party were like "yes Tamara, you're the hottest housewife..." So condescending, and you know she caught on.
And I agree, Jeana's kids are beastly, ungrateful, and despicable.
One more thing, when Lynn was mocking how "stressful" her daughters lives are because they sleep in until 10, and then have to get up so the cleaning lady can clean their rooms, I wasn't sure if Lynn was talking about her daughters or herself. I love it when women like this pretend that they "work" (sitting at your kitchen table making jooory is NOT work!).
Miss Delight, I agree...all the offspring are disrespectful, especially Jeanna and Vicki's sons. Shane really took the cake this week. I hope Shayna dumps his "grumpy" ass.
I'm trying to decide what was more inappropriate this week...
1.Shane's attitude towards his mom 2.Raquel's underage drinking or 3.Vicki all over her good friend's husband.....
Does anyone else think Raquel and Nugget's daddy would be a match made in Orange County heaven???
As far as age goes, I think her age is fine. I graduated highschool at age 17. So lets say she graduated spring 07 at 17. She also had a semester of college under her belt (i'm assuming fall 07). This show was more likely taped in Spring of 08, so she turned 18 somewhere in the first three months of the year.
And I thought Shana was Colton's girlfriend. Not that she made a difference. Just sayin.
Let's see, your 18 year old drops out of college, doesn't get a job, socially drinks underage not only in your house but publicly. Your 15 year old wears clothes so tight her own boyfriend is disgusted by it. And you think growing old is your biggest problem? Great parenting Lynne.
Vicki and Jeanna? Best Frenemies Ever.
They looks more young then their real age.
Jeana is always making excuses for terrible behavior by everyone especially her sons. Her daughter doesn't seem that bad. Those boys are horrible.
Vicki and her anti pre marital sex, but it's ok to slobber all over your friend's husband is just funny!
Lynne and her husband really need to get there head out of the space clouds and start parenting. I don't think the drinking thing is that bad. I drank at 18 and my parents knew about it. It's the she has no job and not going to school and they are still funding her way in life. Way to teach responsibility. Racquel acts more like a 13 year old sneaking drinks than an 18 year old. She is really immature. You are not doing your kids any favors by not teaching them how to work, and make their way in life. If your parents don't teach you that you find out the hard way.
As for the 15 year old in Vegas with boyfriend. WTF?
FYI, the name of the baseball team is the Kane County Cougars. No joke.
hahahah I HAVE NO FUTURE.
that was the best one.
I agree that Raquel is soooo immature. By the way she acts, you'd think she was 15 and sneaking Zimas.
Very funny photocap to a disturbing episode.
Lynne should be careful of how her daughters are appearing on the show. Isn't there a child protection service there in the OC?