BROMANCE PHOTOCAP: The Final Decision!

In a sad bit of news, Bromance came to a stirring conclusion last night, which means we no longer have the adventures of Brody Jenner and his posse of followers to poke fun of. The show was surprisingly entertaining and filled with all sorts of likable characters. Plus, the homoerotic subtext was really just a glorious wellspring of amusement. Hopefully we’ll get a second season that lasts a bit longer than just six scant episodes. In the meantime, enjoy this one last trip down Bro-memory Lane…

Luke: “Why you mopping the sink?”
Femi: “Oh, I accidentally jizzed when my toothbrush reminded me of Brody.”

“Hey guys, come meet my mom! She’s super hot, in a waxy kind of way.”

“So did Brody tell you about the time I ran into him and Frankie spooning in my bed?”
“Mommmm…..”

“Yes or no: am I cool Mom? Because I want to be a cool mom.”

“Hahahaha, Brody. You’ve grown up to be such a charming man… DO ME.”

“Can I still blow you one last time?”

“WHAT? No fair! I want to blow you too!”

“Geez. Look at all these girls!”

Brody: “Screw the dancing girl. This guy with the scarf is much hotter.”

“Gnom nom nom I’M THE KING OF THE JUNGLE gnom nom nom.”

“Whoa whoa whoa. They were not fighting words: when I said you all can blow me, I meant you all can LITERALLY blow me. Or I’ll blow you — it’s all good!”

“Here’s the thing, Femi. I don’t think you’d be as good a bro to Brody because let’s face it, you were kissing a girl at your party, and that’s just gross.”

“Oh God. I have such a wicked huge bonah for Brody right now.”

“Sorry, Femi. The note says ‘Turn Me On,’ and quite frankly, you just don’t do that for me. Nice ass though.”

“Luke, you win! Now you get this expensive apartment whose taxes you won’t be able to afford, plus the luxury of being my fake friend for a few days before I send you back to Boston.”

“Let’s DO IT.”

“Let’s DO IT also.”

“One more thing, Luke. You get a new car!!!! Now DO ME in it!”