When news broke this morning that three minutes of a recent Christian Bale tirade on the set of the new Terminator had been caught on tape, I tinge of excitement in my tummy. Memories of Pat O’Brien danced through my head, and I knew the Internet would soon be presenting a giant audio gift for the world to enjoy all day. Sure enough, the rant was just as shockingly vitriolic and actor-ly as I could have hoped — a total diva moment that only makes one wonder how many equal, if not worse, tantrums have gone unrecorded in the lifetime of Hollywood.
Anyway, my first instinct upon hearing the audio was to start mashing it up with something, but already there are so many creative takes on it, why should I waste the time? My favorite reshuffling of the audio comes from a DJ named RevoLucian, who took the venom-spewing wrath of Bale and transformed it into a surprisingly catchy dance track. If it came on in a club, I’d dance to it. The remix, found via Defamer, is above. The pure, unadulterated tirade is after the jump. Both clips are NSFW, audio-wise (put on some headphones).


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Wow, that was catchy. I would dance to that too.
I was dancing in my bed! It’s so catchy.
Holy I want that on my iPod, Batman!
(So American Psycho was a Biopic?)
Now we know why he was so good in American Psycho! Yikes
Oh my F&*^$$@*# God! I love that it was kinda a duet.
Poor guy. He needs to go back to school or read more to increase his lamentable vocabulary–that’s the only word he knows?
I honestly can’t blame him for blowing up, he’s just trying to get the ****ing scene done right