Deer Rampage Through Liquor Store, High Jinks Ensue

Animal and environmental activists will perpetually bemoan the encroachment of civilization on nature. For the most part, they usually have a point. But sometimes we get some good old fashioned follies out of man v. wild. Take these three deer, which oddly decided to go running through a liquor store in search of whatever it was they needed. (Don’t ask what they wanted or why — deer are idiots). Hey, maybe they just were looking for some booze. Lesson learned: Bambi grew up to be a wino. Point is, if you like watching disoriented animals jump and crash all over the place, this video is for you. However, if such things make you sad, well, then you probably shouldn’t even be reading this blog anyway (but please continue to do so because I need the traffic).