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Watch Young Kara DioGuardi Sings at Family Gathering in Family | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Check it out: before Kara DioGuardi was a buxom, successful songwriter, mathematician, and judge on American Idol, she was an awkward tween with goofy braces and a penchant for Sinatra. Don’t believe me? Watch the clip above to see …
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Spotted at Crate & Barrel: the “Ginny Pitcher.” I immediately had vivid, uncomfortable memories… Thanks to IndianJones for having the eagle eyes to see it.
With swine flu making travel to Mexico ¡muy off limits!, my friends and I thought we’d bring some South of the Border action to Hollywood last night by whipping up a minor Mexican feast at mi casa. It all started when my friend Bets revealed that she had a bunch of avocados that needed to …
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I simply don’t know what to make of this trailer for Julie & Julia, a film that can best be described as The Hours meets French Cuisine. On the one hand, I’m curious to see if Meryl Streep can go through a whole movie in a Julia Child accent without it being HILARIOUS every time …
American Idol is heading into the final stretch, and more so than ever, the producers are trying to position its contestants as the next biggest star on American radio; so what better way to put your finger on the pulse of today’s youth than by having our wannabees croon to the music of… The Rat …
Oh Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. They don’t get much denser than you now, do they? On last night’s penultimate episode of the Real Housewives of New York City, we once again got a delightful smattering of Lady Bensimon idiocy, starting with her inability to grasp simple metaphors and ending with her bizarre refusal to acknowledge any …
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Last time when this dumb bitch wrote me an angry email, I got pissed and told her to go away. I also happened to have been very hungry at the time and prone to crankiness. Today comes a new entry in psycho-ville. I think it’s clear she didn’t read my previous scourge against her, which …
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If it’s smelling particularly floral around this blog of late, that’s because I just took a vicarious trip to Hawaii with the likes of LC, Brody, Audrina, and a whole host of transmittable diseases, courtesy of The Hills. Yes, it was time for The Brodester and his posse of lickspittles to embark on their bros-only …
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Cursing for cursing sake isn’t inherently funny. But cursing because you want to beat your son’s head in with a hammer, well, that’s surprisingly funny. You wouldn’t think it would be funny as filicide is no laughing matter, but as the clip above demonstrates, it can be actually be quite chuckle-worthy. Enjoy as one enraged …
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A few months ago, I witnessed a seagull carrying a bagel around in its mouth  an image that proved to be so endlessly entertaining to me that I whipped out my camera and documented the entire experience. Things have been pretty quiet on the bird front since then, but yesterday, the wing’d ones returned …
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