Yesterday, my friend Lisa posted a story about Sandy Kane, an ancient stripper from Newark whose unique style of titillation is delivering borsht belt comedy wearing nothing but some pasties and a thong. Needless to say, Lisa was quite enamored. Well, I finally got around to watching a video of Sandy, and wow-my-gosh, it did not disappoint. If ever there was a personification of the phrase, “Hey, toots,” it would be this woman. I’m not sure if this clip will be for everyone — and the language and old saggy boobs could very well make it NSFW — but oh man, I was simply dying when I watched it.
Fuckin’ Gloria…
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“I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I do them in any temperature.”
That line alone is worth the price of my eyes burning.
“ancient stripper from Newark”
A better tagline has never been written.
Holy Crap! That was captivating!! What the hell??
I am HONORED that I now have a tag on here.
Thank, thank you very much. My life is now complete. Oy!
Wow, I’m just speechless after that one. Maybe she should go to the gym and work on some of that sagginess?? Or maybe I should just stick to being speechless…