A few days ago, I posted a letter from IndianJones’s landlady to all the tenants, complaining about a bunch of “jack ass” (sic) gays who had besieged the pool late at night and had made loud, unsettling gay noises — clearly a result of having been thrown out of local gay bar The Abbey. Well, turns out the note was NOT from the landlady, who posted the above statement.
So who in IndianJones’s building is pretending to be Tatyana? And will this impostor be caught?
Developing…
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I am loving this! Get on the case IndianJones, we need to know who it really is.
Tatyana is clearly backpedaling. To that I say NYET.
seems a bit liberal to give him a tag for something YOU FOUND YOURSELF ON FACEBOOK
Except I didn’t. He sent it to me. Us, actually. Way to check your email.
I’m going to need to see a writing sample from each of B-Side, Jash and IndianJones before I believe the authenticity of this note.
i was actually referring to the initial post. either way, he has one more tag than necessary.
I love to see bromance tiffs.
hb
well actually JASH, IndianJones may not have emailed me the initial post, but he was mentioned, and therefore he gets a tag. That’s how they work, YOU KNOW.
I bet jash’s spices and canned goods are alphabetized. HOT!
Ginny = Tatyana
Oooh, good point Jennifer. But maybe Ginny, Tatyana, and the Re-Crap email girl are ALL one and the same. And I also agree we need IndianJones on the case.
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