Tomorrow night, The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs once again, and with all the rumors circulating about Danielle Staub and her shady past, things are getting mighty interesting. In the clip above, Danielle gets snippy with her gal pals Jacqueline and Teresa (the latter of whom never found a headband she couldn’t strangle her follicles with). There’s all sorts of squawking and dramatic accusations, most of which bring out the best in Danielle’s stereotypical Jersey accent.
After the jump, Danielle flashes us her crotch as she joins the other housewives in a ballroom dancing class. Hands are placed in inappropriate places, mothers level angry glares, and the whole thing promises to balloon spectacularly out of control…


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I think Danielle’s accent sounds so stereotypical because it’s fake. She’s intentionally playing up an imitation of the other housewives’ accents, in the hopes that it will help her infiltrate their group. And I’m from New Jersey, so I would know!