It's been relatively quiet on the Real Housewives front, what with the franchise taking a rest this month before Atlanta storms onto our televisions in a flurry of hair weaves and "BAM!" shouts. Today, however, we have news! Bravo has unveiled the new housewife joining our Orange County bitches, and surprise surprise — she's a blonde. Her name is Alexis Bellino, and the bad news for Tamra: she's only 32. That doesn't make Alexis the youngest of the pack (that honor goes to Gretchen), but it certainly will undermine Tamra's self-anointed title of "The Hottest Housewife." And that can only mean one thing: more cattiness.
Yes, I can't wait to see how Tamra and Vicki eviscerate their new frenemy. Chances are bitter attacks will ensue, followed by vicious cackling and self-righteous indignation. But before that all happens, let's learn a little something about Alexis. 1) She's a stay-at-home mom with three kids. 2) She's originally from Missouri, and moved to California seven or eight years ago. 3) She's a divorcé. 4) She's very social. 5) She seems to have significantly less sun damage than Tamra, whose clavicle is starting to resemble the hide of a cheetah. Sounds promising!
Of course, the big question is whether or not Alexis will be replacing longtime stalwart Jeana Keough. Zap2It says no. The Orange County Register says yes. Intrigue!
More information here:
Zap2It: 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' keep Jeana Keough, welcome new woman (via Reality Chat)
OC Register: Meet the newest 'Real Housewife of Orange County'
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"Tamra, whose clavicle is starting to resemble the hide of a cheetah." LMFAO!
I'm so wearing sunscreen tomorrow just thinking of Tamara's skin.
um.... cool?
Ughm. Clavicle is the actual bone (without the skin). Shoulder bone to be specific. Therefore, Tamra's clavicle could not possibly resemble the hide of a cheetah, her cervical area would.