RACHEL ZOE PHOTOCAP: I Die

Last night I stumbled upon The Rachel Zoe Project, which I had never watched nor ever really cared to watch, but given that there was nothing else on, and I needed some passing entertainment, I decided to give it a whirl. What I discovered was a thoroughly shallow show that was, oddly enough, difficult to turn away from. I think that's probably because of the star, Ms. Zoe herself, who stalks through each scene with her own set of quirky phrases and neologisms -- bon mots that should be insufferable but instead wind up bizarrely amusing. She's clearly in her own little world, and she speaks her own special language to her gaggle of gays and peons, and we're just left to watch on the sidelines, wondering if what we're seeing is actually real. Well, it is, and to Rachel Zoe's credit, she certainly moves in some very swanky circles (although, I did see her once pushing a cart along in Trader's Joes -- the same one where Jasmine Fiore's car was found outside of last week!). Anyway, the point is, when I saw the show, I knew I had to photocap it in some form. A few pictures after the jump...