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Don't Be Tardy For The Crotch Party!

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The following photo is not for the faint at heart. Why? Because it features Kim Zolciak’s vagine. Yes, the blond, buxom, and generally trashy cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was stepping out of a limo when she pulled a massive “Britney,” as they say. Her skirt rode up, and soon the paparazzi were snapping away photos of her lady business in all its hairless glory. I can already imagine Kim sitting in her condo with a glass of chardonnay in her hand, yelling up to the ceiling, “Brielle! BRIELLE!!! MAMA’S POCKETBOOK IS ON THE INTERNET! BRIELLE!!!!” Needless to say, not a proud moment… until, of course, the inevitable Playboy spread comes along (and you know that’s gonna happen — she already has a nude photo of herself dangling in her bedroom).
The uncensored pic, which is certainly NOT safe for work, after the jump. BE WARNED. It’s a lot to take in.

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I WARNED YOU.

Pics courtesy of x17online.com

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20 Glorious Comments

  1. Doug says:

    I JUST DIED – LITERALLY! That vagina is buh na nas.

  2. chick110 says:

    What? No merkin?

  3. Margie says:

    That thing looks older than 30 years old.

  4. Pange says:

    It makes me sick that my Captcha for this comment starts with “69″

  5. Piper says:

    is it a coincidence that the ad on this page is for Britney’s Circus fragrance and something called a “crotch thong”? I think not.

  6. Claire-Anne says:

    Where’s the sign? I don’t see the sign. I was sure there would be a sign saying “Billions and Billions Served” hanging over that used, STD infested, hairless porkchop.

  7. Rebecca says:

    Ads on this page are as funny as that picture.
    Ewww, just ewww. That really should be censored.

  8. HoneyBunny says:

    Well I guess now Big Poppa AND Big Mama both have seen Big Pussy.
    hb

  9. HoneyBunny says:

    Well I guess Big Poppa AND Big Mama have now seen Big Pussy.
    hb

  10. cheryl knight says:

    Kim is an ugly pig…if she is 29 so am I (not 58). She has no voice and NeNe has got her number. When she sings she sounds like nails on a chalkboard…she is SOOOOOOOOvOOOOOOOOOO

  11. goodthingsfromthesouth says:

    If it were not for Big Poppa’s wife and children, I would say boycott his businesses just to cut off Kim’s self-indulgent, narcisstic ways. Oops, I forgot, according to the reunion show they have split up! Seems he happened to show up during the filming though.

  12. MarkyMarked says:

    You women really have no clue as to what men like. Hint: not you. Kim looks great.

  13. kimry says:

    she needs a reality check big time…how can she not know!

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  15. Pu55yMon5t3r says:

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!….The Carpet Dont Match The Drapes!!

  16. SDphoto says:

    You think “Tardy to the Crotch Party” and “Pants on the Ground” can be combined into one great rap song?

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  18. KevinC says:

    More women should try this, afterall, you all are nasty bitches
    who want to get the hell fuck out of you.

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