HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Kim Sings Again, And It Ain't Half Bad! (It's Actually TOTALLY Bad)

It pains me to admit that “Tardy for the Party” is in my head more often than it isn’t, but I give all the credit to Kandi Burress for crafting a dumb country ditty into a regrettably catchy dance tune. None of the props, however, go to Kim Zolciak, who on tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta can be seen laying down the verses to the song in typically atonal fashion. Just like last season, she simply cannot sing, which explains why her voice has been so digitally manipulated on the final cut of “Tardy for the Party.” The masochists out there can watch the video above and hear her voice in its raw state. Like a variety of her wigs and dresses — it’s not pretty.
I just hope I never hear the song when I’m at a club — only because I know that if I’m a little bit drunk, I might actually dance to it, which is the saddest thing of all (see the Renny video on Youtube for frame a reference). I move the way Kim sings. It’s bad. Very bad.
After the jump, check out a bonus video from tonight’s show as Sherayay and Duh-wight discuss plans for her big fashion show WITH fashions.