It’s been a few weeks since I checked in with The Real Housewives of Atlanta. With Thursdays being a logjam of television, the show had become less of a priority, especially given how the second half of the season got kind of boring. Sure, there was some bickering, but nothing particularly fascinating took place. Even the reunion was a little dull. Well, compared to last year’s at least. We had all the standard fare: Sherayay denying she was a lesbian, Nene babbling on about her alcoholic dad, Lisa Wu Hartwell putting a happy spin on her downsized life, Kandi crying about Ajay (that was sad), and of course, Kim attempting to deflect all the questions away from her. There were no fights, there was no yelling, and there certainly were no helicopters & poets. Maybe the good stuff is next week.
Anyway, after the jump, a few pics from the reunion. Bring on Orange County!
Andy: “Kim, do you mind if I nuzzle up to your bosom?”
“That’s fine, Andy, but just know that it’s not bigger this season. I just lost weight. Oh, and I got a boob job too.”
Dwight: “See, what they do is they take your skin, and they just PULL it all the way back here. Girl, I’ve had it done fifteen times. I’m actually 96.”
Kandi: “Don’t get me started on that! I always say, brrr grrr baaa rrrreerrrr grrrraaah, right?”
Sherayay: “I am not a lesbian. But I am a man.”
“When I saw the way I looked last season, I was like ‘Whoa, I do look old.’ This time around I really toned it down. Now I only look 43 — tops.”
“Andy, whatever happened to… don’t ask, don’t tell?”
“I’d like to dedicate this song to my baby Brielle. Hey, Brielle. BRIELLE! MAMA’S SINGING ABOUT YOU! GET ME MY FRANZIA! BRIIIEEEELLLLLE!!!!“
“Bam! This could lead to scoliosis!”
“Andy, don’t be silly. I won’t throw this wig out after one day. I’ll give it at least 36 hours.”
“Don’t be tardy for the… for the… LINE!”
“Until Big Poppa signs that divorce, he don’t get to touch none of this… except for my vagina. But ONLY my vagina. And sometimes breasts.”
Kandi: “It’s just so hard. I keep seeing Ajay lying there, and it’s just… it’s just hard.”
Andy: “Well, luckily for you, we here at Bravo made you a T-shirt that says ‘Hey guys! My fiancÃ© died! Watch What Happens!’ I came up with it myself!”
What did you think about the reunion?