'Kell On Earth' Is Just Seven Days Away…

The closer we get to the premiere of Kell On Earth, the more excited I get. The show promises to follow Kelly Cutrone — sort of an older, paler, thinner version of Snooki from Jersey Shore. But whereas Snooki is all waffling insecurity, Kelly is a self-possessed, self-proclaimed power bitch. Watching her take down the weak, incompetent people around her has been a thrill for the past several years on The Hills and The City. I can only imagine the joy will continue once Bravo dedicates a full hour to her every week. Sadly, we still have to wait a full week to watch the show, but here’s a video that’ll give you yet another taste of what’s to come. That’s what you call a tease in the power bitch world.