AND WHATNOT: Lindsay Lohan Might Be A Baby; Also, Moviegoer Gets A Case of Renee-Walker-with-the-Stabbies

Thanks, EdHill

OMG!: Lindsay Lohan Suing E-Trade for Milkaholic “Parody”
Franklin Avenue: Hollywood’s Sunset-Vine Tower, One Step Closer to Finally Re-Opening
Great White Snark: Industrious, I Guess: 8-Bit Video Game Wedding Invitation
IvyGate: Dartmouth Prez Respectfully Evokes Memory of Michael Jackson Through Medium of Dance
Perfectly Edible: Adventures in Healthy Cooking
Company Town: Many theaters refuse to book “Hurt Locker” despite Oscar win
LA Now: ‘Shutter Island’ moviegoer stabbed in neck with meat thermometer after complaining about cellphone call (thanks Sly)
AOL News: Police: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area (thanks IndianJones)