REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Who Uses The Word “Ho-Bag” These Days Anyway?

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If you’re like me, you absolutely cannot wait to see the fallout from last week’s psychotic Kelly Killoren Bensimon meltdown on The Real Housewives of New York City. I’m quite literally counting down the hours (just under six) before the next episode airs. In the meantime, check out these two preview clips furnished by Bravo. The first is an inane “bridal shower” video whose only entertainment value comes from watching Sonja attempt euphemisms to discuss Ramona’s love life with Mario.

The second clip though — this is the good stuff. It’s Kelly giving her Caribbean postgame analysis to Jill, LuAnn, and Jennifer at a restaurant. Listening to her version of reality (not to mention her clear inability to comprehend sarcasm) is nothing short of amusing. Plus there’s that whole hypocrisy thang which pretty much starts and ends with Kelly proclaiming her hatred of gossip and badmouthing while she simultaneously gossips about and badmouths the other women to her present company (note the way Jill Zarin laps it up).

Stealing the show, however, is LuAnn, who happily jumps on her high horse and reminds Kelly in so many words that elegance is learned. And specifically, that elegance does not involve the word “ho-bag.” The Countess is actually right in this situation, but Kelly, as we all know, is immutable. In fact, rather than perhaps admit a lapse in judgment, Kelly returns to her favorite subject — questioning Bethenny’s culinary merits. Kelly insists that she doesn’t know anyone who has ever hired her, causing a reaction from the other women that is probably the funniest thing since Sonja suggested the term “mountain out of a molehill” on the yacht.

Videos after the jump…


Silliness.


Kelly tells her side of the story…

6 replies on “REAL HOUSEWIVES PREVIEW: Who Uses The Word “Ho-Bag” These Days Anyway?”

  1. First of all, who eats pizza with a knife and fork?
    LuAnn is so haughty, she feels the need to school everyone.
    Jill seemed so excited about the gossip.

  2. Just watched it twice. Read their blogs asap. It’s like Jill is some sort of monster. I don’t even know how to describe it. Her skating party was super sad, it really was so pathetic. But the best thing about Jill is that she makes me want to stamp out any attention seeking behavior I might have.

  3. I can’t wait for the photocap again. The most important part of this episode — Ramona’s outfit at Jill’s party. More specifically, her scrunchie. It’s amazing. That was the elephant in the room.

  4. All I kept thinking after watching the past couple of episodes—-Ramona took the girls on such a lavish, awesome trip and any complaining and arguing was so petty. I have a child that is a MAKE A WISH kid and I kept thinking that maybe she should have invited some kids that would appreciate the trip and not wasted her vacation and money on people that don’t deserve it.

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