UGH: My Civic Duty Awaits

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It’s official: I’ve been called for jury duty. I must report at the bizarrely early hour of 7:45 AM tomorrow morning. I didn’t know government workers could even open shop before 9 AM. I guess they can. Anyway, I’ll be preoccupied for most of tomorrow, but fear not! With any luck, I should be active on Twitter, and with even more luck, I won’t be placed on some lengthy criminal trial. Yes, I have to report to the Shortridge Foltz Criminal Justice Center, which means I may be up for something a bit more intense than a mere traffic violation. This will ONLY be acceptable if it’s a high profile celebrity case; although, if that were to happen, I suppose I’d be thrown out of the voir-dire process within seconds — what with me being a massively influential pop culture blogger and whatnot.

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ps. if you have nothing else to do, go check out Gravatar.com. You can get your own avatar there that can be used on this very site! What a wonderful way to spend seven minutes of your time!

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14 thoughts on “UGH: My Civic Duty Awaits

  1. Scream “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” when they ask you a question.

    “Tagged: awful” Classic.

  2. As you walk in just keep muttering under your breath, “hang ’em” “hang ’em”.

  3. AND WHEN ARE YOU RECAPPING THE HILLS??

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGM

    it is the BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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