When it comes to children almost dying, it’s no laughing matter — even for this stone-hearted blogger. But that being said, I couldn’t help but let out a chuckle or two when my friend jash passed along the following story. Apparently Alexis Bellino, the religious and busty member of The Real Housewives of Orange County, left her stroller unattended over the weekend, and while her back was turned, the darned thing rolled forward and dumped her TWO TODDLERS into a nearby pool. The good news is that everyone is okay. The even better news (at least for the local economy) is that clearly Alexis will be hiring a third nanny as having two already is certainly not enough to prevent such idiotic accidents from happening.

Nevertheless, sources at the Balboa Bay Club in Newport, CA claim that a lifeguard quickly leapt to action to save the kiddies while Jim Bellino jumped in to help out. However, Jim informed TMZ that “There was no lifeguard needed or involved.” Well, we don’t know if one was involved, but I think when two tots topple into a swimming pool at the hands of neglectful parents, chances are a lifeguard prrrrrobably is needed.

No comment from Jesus as of press time.

Read the full story here.

9 replies on “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! Alexis Bellino Leaves Unattended Children To Roll Into Pool”

  1. They are SO lucky that the lifeguard was there to pull that stroller out of the water. Her ONLY job is to watch those kids when the 2 nannies are off of the clock.

  2. Cannot stand these two IDIOTS. Cannot wait to see what Vicki has to say!

  3. Am I the only one who thinks that the babies were trying to escape their horrible parents by commiting suicide?

  4. My first thoughts exactly when I heard this story was where the hell were all the nannies?

  5. That woman has 2 flotation devices stuck to her chest and she didn’t go after those children?
    She probably didn’t want to ruin her hair and make-up.

    Thank BW for Jim Bellino and his water proof hair. What a hero.

Comments are closed.