There’s a new episode of Top Chef: DC on tonight, and the above preview gives us a glimpse into what appears to be a very crabby Quickfire competition. The chefs must work with the surly crustaceans, but what’s most fascinating about the clip is Angelo’s confession that he once had crabs a while back, and no, he’s not talking about the seafood. Not sure I want to hear that from a chef.
After the jump, a few photos from last week’s (awesome, stressful) episode, which I forgot to post a photocap for…
Padma: “Chefs, for this challenge, you will try to figure out why I put a big ugly square on my shirt.”
Padma: “Both Tom and I welcomed new babies into our lives this year–“ Tom: “I think Padma ate mine.” “AND ANYWAY your challenge is to make baby food for us.” Tom: “And while you’re at it, throw in a pork chop or two for Padma.” “Tom, that’s enough.” “Uh oh. Momma’s hungry! Anyone have any marshmallows?”
Bryan: “Hey Spike, don’t look now, but is it me, or is Mike starting to resemble Jabba the Hut?”
Tom: “You see, we used to always think GAIL was the bigger one, but honestly, she’s lost a lot of weight, and quite frankly, Padma has been packing it on.” Woman: “Oh I see…” Tom: “Don’t get me wrong. I’d still DO her. But I’d just have to make sure there’s no ice cream nearby to distract her.” Eric: “Excuse me? Are we talking about Padma? Because I have something to say about that. She just ate my Toad In The Hole.”
Eric: “I mean, have you ever seen a woman eat so much food in so little time? It is like, how you say, big fat lady. Alors!” Padma: “Hahaha, you gotta love Gail, bless her heart.” “Who’s Gail?”