Heeeeeere we go again. Bravo is waltzing perilously close to over-saturation with the introduction of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but whatever. I’ll take it. The more the merrier, right? Well, maybe not so much. These women look fairly awful, but I of course base that on having seen their type waft down Rodeo Drive for years now (actually, Beverly and Canon are more their speeds). Among the ladies of this cast are Paris Hilton’s two aunts (one of whom looks like a mix of Demi Moore and, well, Paris herself) as well as Kelsey Grammer’s ex-wife, who I will always remember for appearing on Entertainment Tonight and speaking about the UTTER INDIGNITY of having her luggage examined at the airport. It’s hard to tell if this will be an amazing group or the worst thing ever, but one thing’s for sure: the whole faux-Dynasty look of it all means that it’ll probably be a campy good time. Here’s to hoping we get a few kitchen tables tossed for good measure (or is that more of a Jersey thing?)
Also, bonus points for casting a woman named Lisa VanderPump.
And bonus points for Lisa VanderPump looking like she just stumbled out of Falcon Crest.