HOUSEWIVES REUNION PREVIEW: Some Light Disagreements

The Real Housewives of New Jersey wraps up its uneven season tonight, but who cares about that? The real fun is at the reunion, and based on the preview above, we have quite a doozy coming our way. There’s screaming, shoving, and storming off set — enough to hopefully overshadow the boring first half of the season. Better yet, it seems as though Kim G will be making a cameo, which always means fun things are in store. This reunion looks like the craziest one yet, with even Andy Cohen getting tossed around like a little rag doll. Can’t wait!

41 replies on “HOUSEWIVES REUNION PREVIEW: Some Light Disagreements”

    1. Caroline Manzo is a peice of sh.. trouble maker and Theresa is even worse. Danielle is the only sane one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. Everyone is always talking about Danielle. But for some reason Caroline really gets on my nerves. And when did Jacqueline get so tough? They must have threatened to kick her off the show because she is to boring. And Theresa is just as crazy and Danielle.

        Looks interesting but forced.

      2. You have got to be friggin kidding…Caroline Manzo ROCKS!!! She is the best character on this show full of looney tunes and psycho’s. Danielle is totally bananas with her paranoia and shady chump friends. Danielle is being raised by her children who luckily have more common sense than she does. This reunion will be hilarious…looks like once again Caroline is the only one capable of keeping her cool and being stern but direct. I LOVE IT!

        1. I despise Caroline. She is a bully and a hypocrite. How can she criticize anyone for hanging around with garbage after that trip to Italy (I’m looking at you Joe and Teresa)? I don’t get her obesession with “winning”, and she acts like she is the first person to ever love her family. Seems like just another lowlife to me. Can’t deal.

          But on to more important things. Will the shot glasses return for this reunion? And if so, will they need bubble wrap?

          1. Excellent point, 1L. For all Carolyn’s talk of how Danielle is “garbage,” she’s CONSTANTLY making excuses for that gutter trash teresa. And as much as I do think Danielle is crazy, Teresa’s tantrum’s and inability to control her emotions (and her spending!) is making Danielle look almost sane. And that’s saying a lot.

  1. Love the “Dynasty”-era “Most. Dramatic. Reunion. EVER!” music.

    And that’s not the first time Andy Cohen was pushed into a chair. Though he’s usually turned the other way around…

  2. I’m surprised it’s only two episodes – I think there is much more anger between these women than RHONY and that got a 3 part reunion – but watching Andy try to keep those three from killing Danielle will totally be worth it!

    1. Jashba….I’ma wondering if they show the men in the white coats trying to put Teresa in a straight jacket? That would surely take at least 3 hours, so that’s probably the reason we only have 2 hours left for this deliciously shitty reunion.
      On second (third, fourth) thought, the straight jacket scene will probably be part of the lost footage. Can’t wait. White is a horrible color on her.

  3. This is exactly why the Jersey cast is the most boring and at the same time the most shocking cast.

    The hatred towards the 2 camps is so personal that they never film together so it’s usually just boring family stuff they show. But when they do get crazy, they go all the way. I gotta give it to them.

    I very much prefer the dynamic of other casts (OC, NY, and now DC) where the fun comes from all the cattiness and passive aggressiveness.

    The funny thing is they all act like Danielle is the troublemaker but I actually don’t think she can get physical and is actually scared of them, as crazy as she is.

    1. She’s totally scared of them, that’s why she’s always running away – even when someone is just trying to have a conversation with her.

  4. Too excited! What was Danielle wearing? My goodness, maybe she was trying to be original and didn’t wear a dress on the reunion. I don’t think Jacqueline all of a sudden “became tough” I think she’s just been harboring past aggression towards Danielle and seeing her again made her unleash that. Caroline is not a trouble maker .. I’m pretty sure Danielle is always stirring the pot even when no one cares about her she’s just churning it like butter.

    I agree, Danielle doesn’t really do anything. She gets other people to be her body guards because she’s scared to do anything. Someone else always has to fight her own battles ..

  5. As troubled (that is being kind!) as Danielle is, and as paranoid and delusional as she can be, Teresa and her slumlord husband came off the worst this season. And that reunion footage…wow. Why does Teresa think she has the right to attack anyone? And what could Andy have done to incur her wrath? I can’t believe she shoved him! I hope she gets the shit beaten out of her but good.

    1. I agree studio7, Danielle set out the bait but Teresa totally fell into the trap all on her own accord. Teresa is a monster.

      1. For Dear Twisty:
        “I give people enough rope to hang themselves. The smart ones don’t.”
        -Lynda Erkelitian (sp)

        A monster withOUT a brain is annoying. A monster WITH a brain is downright scarey. They both makes me believe in retroactive abortions.

  6. If it looks like a pig, smells like a pig and acts like a pig, it must be a PIG. Calling someone garbage twice makes me think that she doesn’t have anything new to say, even though “D” IS garbage. And to think, I actually liked Caroline before last night’s episode. She got absolutely nothing done, except to make herself look like an ignorant fool.
    I want to know how she thought that what she said to Danielle would end “D’s” “Reign of Terror”?
    Wouldn’t it have been easier (although I think humility is not one of any of these losers’ strong suits) to apologize for Ashley and have Ashley do same. She listens to you, Caroline, for cripes’ sake!!
    Three Words. “I am sorry!” from Ashley, from Jacqueline (for running after her and screaming like a friggin banshee woman, as she always does) and from the Neander-Tal, Teresa. Guess what? They would probably have gotten an “I’m sorry” back from “D”.
    If she wanted to end it, she did her very very best to keep it going. G-d, what an idiot.
    I hear that Toys R Us is having a sale on pig noses. Everyone of them (D,T,J,C,Kg) have earned one and should be compted by Toys R Us and be made to wear them around town for as long as it takes them to attain some semblance of real humanity.
    Can’t wait for the reunion. Too bad they won’t have their pig noses to wear there.

  7. Of course Caroline seems sane and normal. But I’m just so not interested in her. It just gets too much when she starts going on and on trying to protect her family, fighting the enemy, being on the good side. That’s not exactly impressive when you’re on a show with nutsies.

  8. This spikey nasty fat woman named Caroline is Satan! SATANIC! I’M SAYING IT. SATANIC! Jaqueline is a WAKEY mother THAT ACTS LIKE HER DAUGHTER! Theresa stole from the banks and poor and clothed her kids AT THE MERCY OF OTHERS. POOR DANIELLE SHE IS BEING BULLIED AND GOOD HAS HER BACK THAT’S WHY SHE IS THE BEING ATTACKED. THE UNDERDOG IS ALWAYS MISUNDERSTOOD. EVERYONE ELSE IS CUT FROM A DIFFERENT CLOTH. THEY WILL NEVER “GET IT.”

    1. all but Danielle should be replace on that show.jackie girl acts like her kid . she wants everyone to claen up her kids mess. to bad ash didn’t get jail time. i think she needs it.old reds thinks she is the boss of the whole show. she thinks she just snaps her fingers and everyone is to jump. like danielle said one on one they can’t back up thier mouth but they all love to band together and gang up on one person.what mother is happy that her son is going to open up a strip car wash tacky tacky. teresa just thinks money grows on trees and as for her house . its just looks stupid.its not a home . i will miss daniella but i will be looking out to see her on her own show.

        1. i love their incorrect punctuation. bad spelling. and uneven syntax. the use of cute names for the others is amateur but if you can’t get “daniella” right what is the point?hb

  9. at the end of the day, I pretty much just want someone to bitchslap Teresa and Ashley. If there’s a God in heaven . . .

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