I didn’t photocap Jersey Shore last week because a) I was traveling, and b) nothing really happened beyond a ridiculous argument, courtesy of Angelina. Don’t worry though. I will soon be ramping up my Jersey coverage, and in the meantime, please enjoy the wonderful parallels that my friend Louis at Movieline has drawn between the likes of our favorite Seaside Heights denizens and their counterparts in the Mushroom Kingdom. Kind of brill, if you ask me.
Movieline: Does Every Jersey Shore Cast Member Have a Super Mario Counterpart?




SATURDAY IN LOS ANGELES: Hiking, Food, and Ellen Pompeo
ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Jalapeño Cocktail Hour
Inception, As Told By The Real Housewives
REAL HOUSEWIVES PHOTOCAP: Once Again, The Reunion As Told By Shot Glasses
ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY: Eat Your Feelings Edition
ADVENTURES IN FOLKSY AUTUMNAL ACTIVITIES: Bloggers of the Corn Edition
Scenes From E3 2010 (Or, Embarrassing Pictures of Me Dancing)
REAL HOUSEWIVES REUNION PHOTOCAP: Yup, They’re Still Crazy!
Journey To The Corpse Flower
"EAT MY BLOG" Charity Bake Sale Descends On Hollywood This Weekend

Thats was awesome!
“Bowser’s brattiest daughter is unamused with just about everything. Though their entitlement brings them power, they’re truly the biggest grenades of all.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. Sammi annoys me.
And I realize the fact that I’m so emotionally invested in this show is embarrassing. But still. Sammi and Angelina make the show more annoying than entertaining.
I’ll take Pauly, Vinny, The Sitch and Snooki any day!